Sinkhole in one? Mysterious pit appears outside Trump's Mar-a-Lago club

[Equinox Moon]

Source: The Guardian

Repair crews conduct ‘exploratory dig’ to find the cause of a sudden sinkhole outside the president’s Palm Beach resort, as the jokes began pouring in.

The latest crisis threatening to swallow Donald Trump’s administration has surfaced at the US president’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida: a 4ft-wide sinkhole that has mysteriously opened up in the roadway outside.

Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/22/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-sinkhole

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Ooohhh... the irony.

[beastie boy]

1. Don and Jared's Bogus Journey

Today: Touches Jerusalem's Western Wall. A huge sinkhole appears at Mar a Lago.

Tomorrow: visits the Pope in Rome... oh no, this is not good. Not good at all! Evacuate Trump Tower immediately!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Russian espionage access tunnel collapses. . . nt

[Throck]

3. Watch for the periscope.

[bearssoapbox]

4. I noticed no one was close to him when he was at the wall.

Afraid of getting hit by lightening?

[Honeycombe8]

5. Where he buried the bodies? nt

[Demtexan]

6. It is a escape tunnel for Trump.

It will have to be a very large tunnel.

It will be the best escape tunnel.

Only the tunnel caved in.

He hired cheap labor to dig it.

[Laffy Kat]

7. Wonder what the fundies would think if..

A huge sink hole swallowed up the entire estate? Would they link it to the devil, or somehow blame "libruls."

[Marie Marie]

9. If a sink hole did swallow up his entire estate,

he would just declare it a State of Emergency and grant himself the funds to rebuild. After all, it IS the Southern White House.

[Ahpook]

8. It's Obama!

He caused this by digging a tunnel system under the course to continue spying on Mr. Orange.

Heard it on the fake news

[itsrobert]

10. Trump has pumped out too much Orange Spray Tan he was storing underground. n/t

n/t

[L. Coyote]

11. LOL. Isn't Mar-a-lago sinkhole redundant?

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Jim Dandy]

12. Satan's Gate

[SunSeeker]

13. Indeed. Beelzebub calling Trump home.

[DFW]

14. Think of it as a budget reduction measure

This way, all those Trump people going to hell will have a direct route, and won't need all the religious rituals usually associated with the exercise. Just dump 'em right on in.

[nitpicker]

15. Link to BBC

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40006354

[MADem]

16. It's Trump's highway to hell....

[BumRushDaShow]

17. This was predicted months ago (February)

[Scarsdale]

18. Roger Ailes

trying to get back on earth? Maybe he wants to warn tRump about how HOT it is down there?

[BumRushDaShow]

19. Perhaps he and Andrew Breitbart

who has been missing all the "fun"!

[riversedge]

20. Thanks for the toon, Very fitting

[jmowreader]

21. It is, in fact, the gateway to Hell

The Devil and his minions emerged from this portal to spread evil over the world. Then they found out who owns the house they came up next to, decided they were outmatched, and went home.

[agtcovert]

22. Clearly, it's where he drained the swamp. n/t