Trump knocks Woodward book as 'total joke,' vows to write 'real book'

[demmiblue]

Source: The Hill

President Trump on Monday morning slammed veteran journalist Bob Woodward's new book as "total joke," vowing to write "real book" of his own.

"The Woodward book is a Joke - just another assault against me, in a barrage of assaults, using now disproven unnamed and anonymous sources," Trump tweeted. "Many have already come forward to say the quotes by them, like the book, are fiction. Dems can’t stand losing. I’ll write the real book!"

Link to tweet

The White House has spent days pushing back on Woodward's upcoming book, "Fear: Trump in the White House." The president has claimed the Watergate journalist is an "idiot," while White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said the book is full of "fabricated" accounts.

Read more: http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/405821-trump-knocks-woodward-book-as-total-joke-vows-to-write-real-book

[mikeysnot]

1. I pay people to write better books about me that still

make me look like an asshole.

[TheBlackAdder]

33. He can get Kellyanne Conway to ghostwrite it--it's not like she would turn on him later for a buck!

.


Here's Trump performing a document dump for her.


All of the Trump family secrets will go to the grave with her.



.

[randr]

2. If only, please dear God, he would spend the rest of his life

trying to write a book. It just may consume all of his time to find a title that matches his immenseness.

[yurbud]

34. He would just write random combinations of 62 words he knows over and over

[TEB]

3. Time to buy

The big box of crayons

[narnian60]

40. Good one.

[TreasonousBastard]

4. He's never even read a real book-- not even the ones he claims to have written.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

5. His signature book, "Art of the Deal", has been proven to be a FAKE. He did not write it. . . . nt

[Stuart G]

6. A pathological liar...calls an honest person a liar..

Trump is calling a person a liar, Woodward, who has proven in the past, that he tells the truth. Trump on the other hand, lies about most things. Now who are we going to believe? The liar, or the person that has proved he tells the truth?..
.....Yes, some, 25 percent, may believe Trump. The rest will not believe the liar, but the reporter who tells the truth. K and R

[joshdawg]

7. trump's "book"

will start off, Once upon a time.................

[Zoonart]

29. ...and will be written in crayon.

[ailsagirl]

52. LOL

[SergeStorms]

48. Please...

Trump can barely write his own name, let alone a "book". Trump believes books are merely decoration for those cases along the wall.

[NCjack]

58. Any manuscript by the Orange Plague will become a case study in plagiarism. nt

[potone]

62. Well, no.

You have to be able to read in order to plagiarize. That seems to exclude Trump.

[SamKnause]

8. Please proceed.

Accept no help !!!

No one is as smart as you.

Covfefe.

We will need translators to decipher what you have written.

Can we find it in the humor, or comedy section ???

[Jedi Guy]

14. Children's books.

After all, it'll be written in crayon. Maybe it'll even be a pop-up book!

[MyOwnPeace]

31. Can we find it in the humor, or comedy section ???

FICTION!

[usaf-vet]

9. Really?!! Trump is going to write a book!! What is the plan?

Stapling together all of the declassified daily briefings "flash cards". Cards with the pretty pictures the briefers HAVE to use to get their message across?

It appears the man can barely read let alone write.

If you wonder why he wanders from one topic to another it because he can't read the teleprompter.

Oh ya and he is delusional.

[BumRushDaShow]

10. He can't even compose a cogent tweet!

[lark]

19. He'll get another ghost writer, like he did before.

He is intellectually unable to write a book, has issues with 140 character tweets certainly can't handle tens of thousands of words and have them make any sense at all. Anytime you see a coherent tweet that's not horribly hate filled, it was done by one of his staff, never him.

[BumRushDaShow]

23. But the question would be

would anyone want to ghost-write knowing they might not get paid?

[lark]

24. Yeah, he either pays in advance or the person gets screwed.

There are a lot of ignorant trumpers who might think they could write but bet it'd be pretty bad. Where would he find a competent writer who would be willing to lie down with the mangey mean orange dog and spread his shit all over the world?

[BumRushDaShow]

25. Offer someone enough $$$$$$$$$ and they would do it in a heartbeat

but that $$$$ would have to be all "up front".

(I wouldn't put it past Ivanka writing it for him though - "fee-free" writer and he still gets all the credit)

[Racerdog1]

11. Who Cares!

Fucking moron doesn't have that many years left. It would take this asshole forever just to figure out how to use a crayon.

[Delmette2.0]

37. Then we would need to decipher his handwriting.

[Maxheader]

12. Full of lies? Full of inaccuracies? Full of fabricated accounts?

Got proof otherwise?

The gop...creators of of a voting constituency that got out of hand..
The result?..A yellow haired spineless traitor running the country...

[The Liberal Lion]

13. He will have plenty of time when he is in prison

"writing" the coloring book version of "Mein Kampf".

[blugbox]

15. I really really love that especially in this tweet

He complains that the book uses unnamed, anonymous sources, then IMMEDIATELY follows it by using an unnamed, anonymous source as proof. Fucking IMBECILE

[bucolic_frolic]

16. What if every profession did this?

What if your mechanic, accountant, doctor, butcher, baker, electrician decided to overturn the reality of their professional lives and write books about how to do it according to their own rules? Total chaos. There would be shortcuts, surely, but soon standards would erode and none would be able to communicate effectively with one another.

Trump is a mental case.

[qazplm135]

17. there's going to be a crayon shortage in the White House

if he writes his own book.

[Nitram]

18. I think Trump means, "I vow to have someone write a book for me."

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

20. A coloring book? Good thing he doesn't have anything else going. You know, like

a day job or something like that.

[dalton99a]

21. .

[underpants]

38. Ah yes the capped Sharpie at the Mar a lago concierge desk

[cornball 24]

22. Trump is a feckin' eejit (in Ireland now) and doesn't possess the intellect, creativity, AD

INFINITUM to write a complete sentence.

[madaboutharry]

26. Trump will hire Sean Hannity's ghostwriter.

Trump has never written a book. He has paid people to write them for him.

[samnsara]

27. trump said 'write'....hahahahahaha

[Paladin]

32. Ya beat me to it.

Trump? Actually write his own book? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ToxMarz]

28. I wonder how long it will take to write a book with a Sharpie

Bet editing it will be a bitch

[nwduke]

30. "I'll write a real book"

Bwhahahaha, with what, your crayons!

[stopbush]

35. "many" have come forward."

Fuck you, tRump, and your childish “many people are saying” crap.

[Freethinker65]

36. Fine. Resign now and take some time off from playing golf, holding rallies, and tweeting to write

It will be the best seller of all time and even eclipse the Bible!!!!

It is your calling to resign and write this book.

[Grammy23]

65. The only thing I am interested in reading that he might write ...

Is his confession to all of his crimes. Then I’d really enjoy reading what his sentence in prison is for those crimes.

[47of74]

39. Yeah, you and which ghost writer?

We know you don't write shit Donnie.

[Corgigal]

41. Write a book?

Have we figured out if he can read a book?

[Cousin Dupree]

42. Crayons, an extremely limited vocabulary and mental pathology. The formula for a best-seller

[nini]

45. ha beat me to it!

Crayons is the first then that came to my mind

[keithbvadu2]

43. Going to take a lot of tweets to write a book. Many, many short chapters.

[nini]

44. The Question is: which size pack of crayons will he use?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

46. emotional thirteen-year-old says what?

Here's a bit of a book to get you started, Donnie:

Trump lacks the emotional stability, knowledge, critical-thinking skills, and judgment to be commander in chief. Emotionally, he remains the thirteen-year-old troublemaker his father sent off to a military academy, where by his own account brutality was common. Being stuck in the awkward year between childhood and maturity for nearly six decades is a terrible fate, one that has twisted Trump's personality and explains much of his narcissism, immature attitudes about women, disregard for others, and his imagined intellectual gifts shown by his frequent declaration that "I'm like a smart person".

----- David Cay Johnston
It's Even Worse Than You Think
What the Trump Administration Is Doing to America

[Liberalagogo]

47. This, from the man that can't even color a US flag correctly.

n/t

[C_U_L8R]

49. "Trumpy See, Trumpy Doo"

"It Isn't Easy Being Orange"
"How To Launder and Hide Money Around The World"
"Grab Them By The..."
"How To Play Golf and Get The Government To Pay For It"
"They're Out To Get Me"
"How to Go Far By Blaming Everyone Else"
"An Idiots Guide To Selling Out To Russia"

[JohnnyRingo]

50. I've seriously been expecting a book for a while.

Not from Trump of course, but from an accolade like Jim Corsi. He was the one who wrote the disgusting hit piece "Unfit For Service" that christened the verb "Swiftboat" on John Kerry when he was running for pres.

He finally crawled out of the political woodwork last week when he appeared on Alex Jones' program. He threatened to "take Mueller out back of the justice building" because, as he put it, "if he wants to act like a thug, I'll treat him like one". I imagine he'll work for cheap and being in his 70s it's a lot easier than going a round with Mueller.

[Firestorm49]

51. Too Good

I wanted to post a reply, but Lordy, Lordy, you have already covered it all.
LMAO. Keep it coming.

[kimbutgar]

53. Did you expect any less of him?

His response was definitely predictable. Any bad about the orange maggot in his head is all lies. While he is the biggest liar of them all!

[matt819]

54. Trump's version of a "real book"

has cardboard pages and lots of pictures.

[yurbud]

60. of himself

[MurrayDelph]

55. And he'll start working on that book

Right after he releases his taxes

And Melania has that press briefing to address her immigration history

And Trump provides his proof of Obama's non-citizenship

And Sarah Palin finds the examples of John McCain being a maverick and getting " 'em back to ya!"

[FiveGoodMen]

56. As soon as he learns how to write

[SWBTATTReg]

57. Sure, go ahead and write a book...it'll simply verify what we've been saying about you all ...

these years...that you're a ignorant, pathetic, needy, not smart narcissist.

Rump is getting jealous because he sees all of these people making money off him and he wants some of this money for himself too.

Hopefully no publisher will touch it...besides the fact that they won't have any editorial control (more than likely, no one can write better than rump (sarcastic here), it will have to be classified as porn and science fiction because it will be full of his sexual abuse and claims of moving the moon!

[LBM20]

59. Oh Little Donnie is going to write a book? Better get him some poster paper and crayons.

[lindysalsagal]

61. Book cover leaked by wh officials:

[flibbitygiblets]

63. May I suggest a title?

[truthisfreedom]

64. Its all projection, starting with Hillary's win. She won the popular vote.

And that murdered him. He can’t handle the truth.