JACOB WOHL, JACK BURKMAN PRESS CONFERENCE TURNS RIDICULOUS AS INFLATABLE RAT SHOWS UP BUT KEY WITNES

[pnwmom]

Source: Newsweek

Days after conservative lobbyist Jack Burkman announced that he had arranged for a woman residing in California to give a Washington D.C. press conference accusing special counsel Robert Mueller of sexual assault, the press conference flopped because the alleged accuser failed to show up.

Burkman told Newsweek on Tuesday that he had spoken to five women who were willing to go on the record accusing the special counsel of sexual assault. But he claimed that only one of these women had been properly vetted and was willing to speak publicly this week.

Hours before the press conference was scheduled to take place, however, Burkman announced that the woman had decided not to appear because she was afraid for her life. No evidence has been presented thus far that any women exist who want to accuse the special counsel in the Russia investigation of assault.

Nevertheless, a handful of people showed up to listen to what Burkman and his associate Jacob Wohl had to say at their noon press conference. At least one left-leaning activist brought a giant inflatable rat wearing a wig that resembled President Donald Trump.



Read more: https://www.newsweek.com/jacob-wohl-jack-burkman-press-conference-1197493

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Luckily, there's a photo of the woman with Wohl on Twitter. Sadly, she looks pretty wiped out. But for a woman who must be over 60 (if not 70), her neck and throat are in amazingly good shape.

Link to tweet

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[For anyone who can't see the image, a person's face has been wiped out with a gray blob, but a throat area is visible.]

[marble falls]

1. Apparently reporters have proven that Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are deflatable rats.

[turbinetree]

2. I really would like to know why Facebook did not investigate this shit...............

and as for the Gateway Pundit...................they should have there advertising leaving...............

[FakeNoose]

5. Facebook will never investigate this

They have no mechanism for questioning anything that's posted on FB. I doubt they even read 95% of it.

[RockRaven]

3. I'm not exactly a Claude Taylor/TrueFactsStates devotee, but that inflatable rat is pretty funny.

And bringing it to this press conference, and the elevator selfie he got with Jack and Jacob, was comedy gold.

[2naSalit]

8. I didn't see any

inflatable rats. Where did you see that?

[RockRaven]

9. Twitter accounts of various journalists.

Here's a guy from CNN who posted a picture a few hours ago:

https://mobile.twitter.com/oliverdarcy?lang=en

[2naSalit]

11. Nice! Thank you!

[BumRushDaShow]

15. Here's another guy who was live-tweeting the thing

and included the pic of the rat -

Link to tweet

TEXT
Jared Holt @jaredlholt

I'm at the press conference with Burkman and Wohl.
11:30 AM - Nov 1, 2018

[Haggis for Breakfast]

20. The tie is a nice touch but the hands are too big.

[ancianita]

4. ...

[skypilot]

6. I just finished watching this foolishness.

It struck me that there was one Stooge missing.

[TygrBright]

7. OMG!! The part about the corn cob!!

I have been suspecting for some time that "Jacob Wohl" is actually some kind of performance artist in trollery.

With ever "revelation" my suspicions seem closer to confirmation.

amusedly,
Bright

[keithbvadu2]

10. 'No anonymous sources,' Trump scolds - after White House uses them

http://www.ocregister.com/2017/02/24/no-anonymous-sources-trump-scolds-after-white-house-uses-them/

‘No anonymous sources,’ Trump scolds - after White House uses them

[left-of-center2012]

12. "He also complained that reporters had photoshopped his image into a corn cob"

[Joe Nation]

13. A pair of good little Nazis

Heil Trump!

[Initech]

14. You really can't make this shit up!

[tanyev]

16. If James O'Keefe was worried about a young ambitious upstart pushing him off the top of the dungheap

he can rest a little easier tonight.

[angstlessk]

17. Her twitter account is about a week old, but her photo is everywhere

so wonder why they blanked out her face?

Her photos here: https://www.google.com/search?q=carolyne+cass+fashion&hl=en&authuser=0&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU9ITwjLTeAhVtk-AKHZuuDlwQsAR6BAgGEAE&biw=1920&bih=938

Oh, and 'fashion designer'? She modeled some clothes she found in her garage...though she does do jewelry...like so many others.

Her fashion career at a place who will feature you if you contact them: http://stylelikeu.com/profiles-2/closets/carolyne-cass/

Used to have very dark hair, now blonde.

[Princess Turandot]

19. That twitter account is a parody; it notes that in the description.

[More_Cowbell]

18. That "gray blob" woman looks like Cassandra Fairbanks to me

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That same dry bleached hair.

And there's no way the woman in that picture is old enough to have been a coworker of Mueller's in 1980