Former President Of ORU Richard Roberts Arrested For DUI, Speeding

[Coyote_Bandit]

http://www.newson6.com/story/16586113/former-president-of-oral-roberts-university-arrested-for-dui-speeding


I'm told that his daddy Oral would have turned 94 today had he been alive.

[Ishoutandscream2]

1. Does anyone find this deliciously rich?

Gawd, I'm sure, will get him off these charges.

[yellowcanine]

6. Not really. Just another drunk driver. All too common, unfortunately.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

10. Not just another drunk.

This ass is even more conservative than daddums. And tells others not to drink.

[Ishoutandscream2]

12. Thank you. My point exactly

It's the hypocrisy.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

13. He endangers their bodies and souls.

Bozos like him deserve the full force of law. Unfortunately, given his riches and connections, it will most likely be the fool farce.

[dynasaw]

2. Filled with the spirit

no doubt.

Bloody hypocrites the lot of them.

[bayareaboy]

3. Not much else to do, ... ...

In his life except to get blinding drunk and try and outrun the Police.

[KansDem]

4. An 86-proof baptism?

"Immersed" a little too long?

[Bossy Monkey]

5. There is power, power, wonder-working power in the booze of Jim Beam... n/t

[abbeyco]

7. The ORU statement was disgustingly supportive of the spawn

Good grief - why gush over someone who made a choice to break the law and ended up getting caught.

I'm sure he'll be getting a desultory slap on the wrist - can't have him being punished to harshly, can we?

[Permanut]

8. Son of Oral, nephew of Anal..

at least that's what I read somewhere on the innertubes.

K&R for this and all efforts to expose the hypocrisy of the thumpers. Richard should give Newt a call, for advice on how to "rediscover God".

P.S. saw Newt's book in the dollar store the other day, in the closeout bin.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

14. if only I could rec a comment.

[DeathToTheOil]

9. K'd & R'd

[lunatica]

11. He'll tearfully confess his sins for all to witness and be forgiven

Not to worry.