Sarah Palin Finally Fulfills Her Godly Purpose Of Destroying The GOP

[Tx4obama]

Sarah Palin Finally Fulfills Her Godly Purpose Of Destroying The GOP

You thought Sarah Palin was a non-entity, didn’t ya’? Guess again, liberal elite suckers! But this time she’s working’ for you; Sister Sarah is doing for you what no other conservative could.

Palin is finally fulfilling the mission I always knew she had in her and that God surely designed the secessionist-adjacent for. She is dividing and destroying the Republican Party. Yup. The good old boys of the GOP are getting a taste of Mama Grizzly Gone Rogue and that crap sandwich doesn’t taste so good!

See, Tea Party queen Sarah Palin has all but endorsed Newt Gingrich (he who cannot get elected). She did this Sarah Style, from her Facebook Bunker on Friday, and of course, typical Sarah, her words don’t allow her to be pinned down on this issue. She made her point by attacking the GOP establishment elite for their attacks against Newt –the-ethics-violator-Gingrich, who is her preferred Tea Party choice. Naturally.

He does so embody the Tea Party and Sarah Palin on her better days, but more than that, Newtie promised Sarah a job in his administration, and we all know that Sister Sarah has been shrinking from lack of media attention. A job? Nay, a Title!

SNIP

Full article here: http://www.politicususa.com/en/sarah-palin-destroy-gop

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I NEVER thought I would be applauding her ever...

But this is too good!

[tavalon]

8. Yep, good to see the Wasilla Harpy back!

She is comedy gold.

[Politicalboi]

2. I thought Sarah didn't want

A title. Hmm! But wouldn't she make a good Secretary of State. LOL! Other countries would just love to work with such a folksy rebel.

[southernyankeebelle]

3. She already thinks she has a title. She and her followers think she is Queen Esther and that

god chose her to be president. I don't know what happened in 08. According to the queen Obama stold the election.

[cstanleytech]

28. If another country want her fine by me, she should consider Russia though since the commute is short

[CrispyQ]

4. "She did this Sarah Style, from her Facebook Bunker . . . "

[Found in Yonkers]

5. DR

Funny!

[Cognitive_Resonance]

6. The GOP permanently lost credibility when they stuck with Palin knowing full well she was not fit

for office. Her candidacy marked the beginning of the end for the Republican Party.

[cstanleytech]

29. Wrong

They lost the last of that by sticking with My Way is the Wrong Way Bush into a 2nd term.

[tavalon]

7. Facebook bunker!

That alone was hilarious. Oh, that woman, she just gives and gives and gives. I'm so happy to see her out and about again. Never a day goes by when I don't wish Sarah was in the clown car with the rest of those yahoos. She is pure comedy gold, that woman!

[Tx4obama]

9. Be careful for what you wish for ...

it's still not too late for her to jump into the race - LOL

I read today that Trump is nosing around to see if there would be enough 'financial support' out there for him if he were to run third party.

It will be one hell of a clown show if Trump and Palin both decide to jump in in the Spring.

[tavalon]

13. Actually, I think it is (too late to jump into the race)

But if I'm wrong, let the true comedy begin. So far, it's only been absurd, but with her, it would sublime stupidity. And it's not like "our guy" can lose against any of these losers and she's the ultimate loser. Wouldn't you so enjoy "In What Way, Barack?" at the debates, though her and President Obama on the same stage wouldn't be a debate. For all my complaints about President Obama, he is extremely intelligent and she is so, so stupid, she wouldn't even know what hit her. I'd watch every "debate" just for the comic value.

Gifted Scholar vs Half Term Grifter. It's like a bad reality show but in that good way where you have to stop watching for a minute to get the stitch out of your side. While our President has been far too careful and nuanced as a leader, he is one of the best candidates ever to cross the Presidential stage and Palin was the worst, without compare(Well, Dubya wasn't far off the floor). Jon Stewart could take a month off and let pet monkeys write this shit, heck it would just magically write itself.

[CrispyQ]

19. I would love to see this resurrected.

http://www.palinaspresident.us/



Oh, & the classic word salad - no one serves it up like Palin.

[Tx4obama]

23. Yeah that was a great page :) There was also one they put up ...

with Obama in it, but it was taken down not long after it was put up

[tavalon]

25. Yeah, her sentences are often not reconstructable

by anyone, including the Quitta from Wasilla.

[the_chinuk]

10. Be careful of what you with for, I guess

As HLMencken might have said, you're gonna get it ... good and hard.

I chuckle. Back when McCain picked her as his running mate, they must have thought it was a stroke of genius. Imagine! I male-heavy, heavy-male, heavy-male-priviledged, chauvinistic group like the GOPs selected a woman as veep! This is enlightened, just like Democrats might have done! This'll prove that the GOP is really truly interested in women and respects them as equals, or at least looks like they do.

Heh.

Little did they know that they were providing the electrical spark to their own Palinstein, a chimera built of their misperceptions and maladroitness about how to rule the world. Once activated, she broke the leash early on, went rogue, and has been stomping what's left of the GOP's reputation flat like a crazed elephant, and refuses to brook criticism because ... well, if you do, you're obviously threatened by an attractive and smart woman in power.

Except that she's not smart. And while she isn't ugly, she's not all THAT attractive - if the outside is informed by the inside.

She's just a force of nature ... in the Hurricane Andrew way.

Enjoy your Palinstein, GOP. You earned her.

[CrispyQ]

20. A Horsey classic:

[BlueMTexpat]

11. Great article, thanks! I went back to the link ("Tea Party shills")

embedded in the article as well. What was interesting (to me anyway) is that all of the FB responders cited there voiced their POVs more coherently (e.g., less word-saladish) than Sister Sarah ever has.

While I certainly did not agree with their conclusions (most concluded that Santorum was the only candidate that they could support), at least one could follow their logic. It is their original premises that are at fault.

Here is that link, if anyone wants to go directly to it: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/01/on-sarah-palins-facebook-page-a-revolt-against-newt-gingrich/252176/#.Tycl4rIg1d1.twitter

[Tx4obama]

12. Palin posted a post on her Facebook page about Rick Santorum's daughter being in the hosptial ...

and now most of the PalinBots think Santorum is a great guy

http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/beautiful-bella-santorum/10150520955163435

[avebury]

14. Yeah but did he tell her that the job title was

First Mistress!

[emulatorloo]

22. Moon Base Commander

[ThoughtCriminal]

24. "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moon_Is_a_Harsh_Mistress

[Javaman]

15. She would be Margret Dumont to lizard mans Frufus T. Firefly.

and we all would be plunged into our own little Freedonia.

[ehrnst]

16. Sarah Palin - the GOP's psycho ex-girlfriend shows up at the wedding...

[eyewall]

17. I never thought of her as Tea Party

more like Six-Pack Party.

[Iliyah]

18. I honestly think

the tea brats want to branch off and form their own party of misfits. Gawd only knows how much money they have, and I'm talking about their 1%, ie Koch Brothers, et al.,

Their army of low information misfits are their ground troops, ya know, the ones who can't spell when making posters and/or speak coherently without spewing racial and death threats and spouting war war war (ww3). These low information ground troops didn't know that medicare is run by the government or ssi is not broke but has enough money for approximately 25 or more years. That education - the proper education would lift their sorry arses up to the upper middle class or even the 1%, duh.

But the 1% wants Americans stupid and when people are dumb they tend to be easier to control. That my friends is the logic of the 1% GOPs.

[libodem]

21. Time wqs when any post with this woman's name on it

Went straight to hide-a-thread.

This headline can stay.

I like looking at it.

[Marnie]

26. I absolutely agree.

Sarah likes to run through doors that her private door man, God, opens.
Therefore God, using Sara's boobs, convinced McCain to choose as a running mate a totally unqualified, unveted, inexperienced, air head who tanked his bid for the presidency.

That is the only logical explanation for the Billy Kristol, McCain et al to have made such a terrible choice.

God chose Obama and made sure he won.

Get on you knees and say Amen, Sarah.

[Major Hogwash]

27. No, that article gives Sister Sarah too much credit.

That credit goes to George W Bush, the last Republican President of the United States.

Evah!!

[JCMach1]

30. I AM still crying that she didn't run...

sorta...


NOT

[Stuart G]

31. Oh Oh....Sara..did this from Facebook..now that ain't no good..cause..

She is employed by Roger Alies at Fox..
Roger has been quoted that he thinks Sara should use Fox as her talking place..
...........after all...Roger pays...Sara....$1,000,000. a year as a talking person..

So...Sara does not make these announcements at Fox, but somewhere else...(facebook)
great minds like hers never cease to amaze.....

OH... And it isn't the first time....