Hillary Says Bernie's Campaign Won't Be Rising from the Dead

[LS_Editor]

Some Easter Sunday satire...

Hillary Says Bernie's Campaign Won't Be Rising from the Dead

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential frontrunner and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton declared Bernie Sanders' campaign would not be rising from the dead like another Jewish man she could name on Easter. The announcement followed U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont decisively winning Democratic primary caucuses in Alaska, Washington, and Hawaii last night.

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Secretary Clinton continued, "On that note, I want to wish my fellow Americans a happy Zombie Jesus Day, or whatever you peasants call it. I didn't look at the focus group notes this morning."

[Gothmog]

1. I love good satire

[LuvLoogie]

2. I do too. But this is not good satire.

[roguevalley]

3. bwahahahaha. Kisses, Hillary, from Alaska

[LS_Editor]

4. Where she is clearly not very popular.

[riversedge]

5. They like the Sara Palin types also.

[Darb]

6. Secretly, I think,

so do some of the "bernies".