NRA Touts Oliver North's Expertise At Avoiding Jail Time For Colluding With Hostile Foreign Powers
FAIRFAX, VASaying that he had just the qualifications needed to help guide their organization, the NRA announced Monday that Oliver North would be its new president, touting the retired Lt. Colonels expertise at avoiding jail time for colluding with hostile foreign powers.
Oliver North brings a wealth of experience in setting up back channels and illicitly exchanging funds with foreign adversaries, all while escaping any time in prison, which is exactly what the NRA is looking for in its leadership, said NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre, telling reporters that Norths prowess at escaping felony charges for conspiring with rival countries in an effort to get even more firearms into peoples hands made the former FOX News host by far the best candidate they had considered.
As we looked to fill the position, we were immediately impressed by Lt. Norths proven ability to not only survive criminal conviction for illegally channeling foreign money, but also actively thrive in its aftermath. This is exactly the sort of innovation and resourcefulness that the NRA is going to need as it heads into the future.
LaPierre added that Norths skill set was complemented by his terrific attitude of contempt towards the rule of law.
https://www.theonion.com/nra-touts-oliver-north-s-expertise-at-avoiding-jail-tim-1825837876
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)expanding international gun sales. Make the rest of the world like America when it comes to guns and hatred.
Turbineguy
(37,291 posts)their qualifications.
A reviled organization must have a reviled person in charge.
Girard442
(6,065 posts)Nobody noticed.
Submariner
(12,497 posts)of the United States Marines for their president? How low can you go?
jmowreader
(50,528 posts)Paladin
(28,243 posts)Glad to see he hasn't aged well.