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RANT of the DAY: I hate all this political crap
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RANT of the DAY: I hate all this political crap
2020-08-25 (01:34)
Ok, I know I promised, but there's so much political crap going on right now, that while I was actually in the crapper, I was hit with this inspiration and couldn't wait to get it down on paper.
You know what? Writing on toilet paper does not work.
After an hour of trying to read it, all I could really make out was, "biscuit bunnies."
I know it's funny, but what the hell does it mean?
All I can figure out is that all this political crap is making me so crazy, that biscuit bunnies actually made sense at some point, and I know it's important, but I still hate it.
So, after reading about all the bad shit yesterday morning, I decided to take a break and smoke a bowl.
Except for the compulsion to write stupid crap like this, it does help, but where it really helped was when I watched the We-Love-Trump Circus Parade.
The dems made me cry, but I couldn't stop laughing at those RNC clowns.
They did a bang up job, though, of explaining the fifty different ways they're gonna screw everyone, while the Trumpers cheered, and their cohorts kissed DeJoy's dirty, stinky little buns of quivering jelly with rapturous licks of ecstasy.
Sorry, I had to vomit after that one, but thank God (in more ways than one), that I've got more than enough pot to last the rest of the week.
Yay!
Anyway, thanks for reading my crap, and maybe I'll see you tomorrow... or maybe not.
In the mean time, check out my "really old" (Unofficial) DU GLOSSARY:
http://dug.amystrange.org/
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RANT of the DAY: I hate all this political crap (Original Post)
AmyStrange
Aug 2020
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)1. I remember reading your DU Glossary.
AmyStrange
(7,989 posts)6. It was sooooooooo long ago...
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that I almost forgot that I'd even written it, but thank you.
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Alliepoo
(2,215 posts)2. Now that is a glossary to behold!
Ive read part of it and Im bookmarking to read more later!! Need more coffee to get this day started!
AmyStrange
(7,989 posts)5. Coffeeeeeeee!!!
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It's a part of everyone's morning nutrition, or something stupid like that.
Anyway, thank you for your kind words.
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hermetic
(8,308 posts)3. Ah, Amy, you do crack me up
Biscuit bunnies...
Thanks. It's not easy to get a chuckle out of me these days. I do, though, totally share your disgust with the whole miserable lot of rotters.
AmyStrange
(7,989 posts)4. You're welcome
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I take very, very seriously the task of making people laugh.
It's either that or cry over those freakin' rotters.
Not worth it.
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