Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search
 

AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 04:39 AM Aug 2020

RANT of the DAY: I hate all this political crap


-

RANT of the DAY: I hate all this political crap
2020-08-25 (01:34)

Ok, I know I promised, but there's so much political crap going on right now, that while I was actually in the crapper, I was hit with this inspiration and couldn't wait to get it down on paper.

You know what? Writing on toilet paper does not work.

After an hour of trying to read it, all I could really make out was, "biscuit bunnies."

I know it's funny, but what the hell does it mean?

All I can figure out is that all this political crap is making me so crazy, that biscuit bunnies actually made sense at some point, and I know it's important, but I still hate it.

So, after reading about all the bad shit yesterday morning, I decided to take a break and smoke a bowl.

Except for the compulsion to write stupid crap like this, it does help, but where it really helped was when I watched the We-Love-Trump Circus Parade.

The dems made me cry, but I couldn't stop laughing at those RNC clowns.

They did a bang up job, though, of explaining the fifty different ways they're gonna screw everyone, while the Trumpers cheered, and their cohorts kissed DeJoy's dirty, stinky little buns of quivering jelly with rapturous licks of ecstasy.

Sorry, I had to vomit after that one, but thank God (in more ways than one), that I've got more than enough pot to last the rest of the week.

Yay!

Anyway, thanks for reading my crap, and maybe I'll see you tomorrow... or maybe not.

In the mean time, check out my "really old" (Unofficial) DU GLOSSARY:

http://dug.amystrange.org/
========
6 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
RANT of the DAY: I hate all this political crap (Original Post) AmyStrange Aug 2020 OP
I remember reading your DU Glossary. In_The_Wind Aug 2020 #1
It was sooooooooo long ago... AmyStrange Aug 2020 #6
Now that is a glossary to behold! Alliepoo Aug 2020 #2
Coffeeeeeeee!!! AmyStrange Aug 2020 #5
Ah, Amy, you do crack me up hermetic Aug 2020 #3
You're welcome AmyStrange Aug 2020 #4
 

AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
6. It was sooooooooo long ago...
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 12:13 PM
Aug 2020

Last edited Tue Aug 25, 2020, 04:10 PM - Edit history (1)

-

that I almost forgot that I'd even written it, but thank you.
===========

Alliepoo

(2,215 posts)
2. Now that is a glossary to behold!
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 06:37 AM
Aug 2020

I’ve read part of it and I’m bookmarking to read more later!! Need more coffee to get this day started!

 

AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
5. Coffeeeeeeee!!!
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 12:11 PM
Aug 2020

-

It's a part of everyone's morning nutrition, or something stupid like that.

Anyway, thank you for your kind words.
=========

hermetic

(8,308 posts)
3. Ah, Amy, you do crack me up
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 11:31 AM
Aug 2020

Biscuit bunnies...

Thanks. It's not easy to get a chuckle out of me these days. I do, though, totally share your disgust with the whole miserable lot of rotters.

 

AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
4. You're welcome
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 12:08 PM
Aug 2020

Last edited Tue Aug 25, 2020, 04:11 PM - Edit history (2)

-

I take very, very seriously the task of making people laugh.

It's either that or cry over those freakin' rotters.

Not worth it.
================


Latest Discussions»Issue Forums»Editorials & Other Articles»RANT of the DAY: I hate a...