Sues other people named Trump for using their own name.

[StClone]

Not satire, not The Onion but Mother Jones has this fairly recent piece on what it means to be the most loathsome man child and demented goof: Donald Trump:

The Trump Files: Donald Sued Other People Named Trump for Using Their Own Name...Donald Trump isn’t the only Trump in the world, but that fact apparently came as a surprise to Donald in 1984. That’s when Trump got a letter from the publisher of Drug Store News welcoming him to the fraternity of chain drug store owners. But Trump hadn’t bought Duane Reade or CVS. The letter was intended for a business called the Trump Group, run by South African-born developers Eddie and Jules Trump, which had recently bid for the Pay ‘n Save chain.

https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/09/trump-files-donald-sued-other-people-named-trump/

[Turbineguy]

1. I would avoid one of those lawsuits

by changing my name to Hitler.

[tanyev]

2. Seeing how Donald's family name is actually Drumpf, they should probably sue him.

[AmyStrange]

3. They should sue him for slandering their name!