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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(107,646 posts)
Tue Dec 22, 2020, 12:24 AM Dec 2020

Trump's final hope rests with Tommy Tuberville. Sad!

President-unelect Trump has studied every play in the Coups-for-Dummies playbook: court challenges, pressure on Republican officials to overturn the election, even a half-baked plan for martial law from pardoned convict Michael Flynn. But no luck.

Now, Trump’s final hope rests with Tommy Tuberville.

This is like finding out your death-row appeal will be argued by Sidney Powell.

Tuberville — or “Tubs,” from his college football coaching days — is the Republican senator-elect from Alabama, and he’s proposing to object to the election results in the Senate on Jan. 6. Trump exulted: “Great senator.”

Problem is, Tubs, if he were a Democrat, is what Trump might call a “low-IQ individual.” In their wisdom, the voters of Alabama chose to replace Democrat Doug Jones, who prosecuted the Birmingham church bombing, with a man who recently announced his discovery that there are “three branches of government,” namely, “the House, the Senate and the executive.”

In an interview with the Alabama Daily News, he also offered the insight that World War II was not, as many suppose, a conflict against Nazism. “My dad fought 76 years ago in Europe to free Europe of socialism,” he said.

He further informed the newspaper that “in 2000 Al Gore was president, United States, president-elect, for 30 days.” (Actual number of days Gore spent as president-elect: zero.)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/12/21/tommy-tuberville-is-making-strong-bid-become-senates-dimmest-member/

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Trump's final hope rests with Tommy Tuberville. Sad! (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2020 OP
"Womp Womp" on standby... Blue Owl Dec 2020 #1
When you need a Hail Mary, contact a football 🏈 coach. Funtatlaguy Dec 2020 #2
Nicely put! dutch777 Dec 2020 #5
This Dude Makes the Multitude of Cartoonish Gomer Doofuses of Low-brow Sit-coms The Roux Comes First Dec 2020 #3
No offense to Arkansas, but Tubs was born and raised Under The Radar Dec 2020 #4
Still think Mitch will put the screws to him & he will cave. yellowcanine Dec 2020 #6
No one other than a stupid person would still be fighting this battle. world wide wally Dec 2020 #7

dutch777

(2,953 posts)
5. Nicely put!
Tue Dec 22, 2020, 03:03 AM
Dec 2020

Leave it to Trump to find the least experienced, lowest knowledge and most gullible individual to lead the charge. Maybe Baron can join the legal team at his SCOTUS case. It won't take him away from school long.

The Roux Comes First

(1,296 posts)
3. This Dude Makes the Multitude of Cartoonish Gomer Doofuses of Low-brow Sit-coms
Tue Dec 22, 2020, 12:43 AM
Dec 2020

Seem like candidates for Rhodes Scholar.

And he is the higher power the yam is appealing to.

Under The Radar

(3,401 posts)
4. No offense to Arkansas, but Tubs was born and raised
Tue Dec 22, 2020, 02:11 AM
Dec 2020

...in south Arkansas, not too far fro where Bear Bryant, Barry Switzer, and Larry Lacewell were raised.
Great area for football coaches, but not a very high turnout for understanding government and the rule of law.

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