Take Five (Aw, Shut Up edition)
Jeff Rosenzweig: Take Five (Aw, Shut Up edition)
ONE: Family Circus of Horrors
Among the persistent annoyances of modern life, like smart phones, white kids desperate to make the world think they just came straight outta Compton, and those infuriating micro-commercials that have started to crop up between batters in televised ballgames, one stands out as especially irksome. His name is Dick Cheney.
Everybodys favorite scabrous, loathsome heap of lurid hell-spawn crawled out of the anus of Satan into the daylight last Tuesday (which, not at all incidentally, was September the 11th) to vomit forth a few sulfurous lies about the President before disappearing back up the Great Deceivers bunghole.
Actually, it was a little less dramatic than that. The retired war criminal simply had a spokesperson send an e-mail on his behalf to Tucker Carlsons scurrilous website The Daily Caller, in which Cheney fulminated:
If President Obama were participating in his intelligence briefings on a regular basis then perhaps he would understand why people are so offended at his efforts to take sole credit for the killing of Osama bin Laden
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http://www.democratsforprogress.com/2012/09/17/take-five-aw-shut-up-edition/
Take Five (Aw, Shut Up edition) (Original Post)
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Sep 2012
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