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Mon Mar 25, 2013, 10:29 PM

Jim Carrey's 'Cold Dead Hand' Music Video Spoofs Gun Enthusiasts Like Charlton Heston



http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey?playlist=featured_videos

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Reply Jim Carrey's 'Cold Dead Hand' Music Video Spoofs Gun Enthusiasts Like Charlton Heston (Original post)
mzmolly Mar 2013 OP
MrMickeysMom Mar 2013 #1
immoderate Mar 2013 #2
Bennyboy Mar 2013 #3
budkin Mar 2013 #4
Tanta Mar 2013 #9
mzmolly Mar 2013 #16
Jenoch Mar 2013 #5
veganlush Mar 2013 #6
mwrguy Mar 2013 #7
mzmolly Mar 2013 #15
jonthebru Mar 2013 #10
ErikJ Mar 2013 #8
Adenoid_Hynkel Mar 2013 #11
veganlush Mar 2013 #12
bowens43 Mar 2013 #13
Paul E Ester Mar 2013 #14
mzmolly Mar 2013 #18
BootinUp Mar 2013 #17
talkingmime Mar 2013 #19
Bucky Mar 2013 #20
Magleetis Mar 2013 #21

Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Mon Mar 25, 2013, 10:41 PM

1. Loved it!

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Mon Mar 25, 2013, 10:42 PM

2. Carrey always surprises me.

 

Good singing!

--imm

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Mon Mar 25, 2013, 10:57 PM

3. That's great...

 

Loved the HEE haw intro too.

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Mon Mar 25, 2013, 11:11 PM

4. Conservatives are losing their minds over this today.

Wingnut heads are exploding.

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Response to budkin (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 01:24 AM

9. Yeah they are

"Blame the liberals this. Boycott Jim Carrey that..."

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Response to budkin (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 12:21 PM

16. He struck a nerve.

BONUS!

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Mon Mar 25, 2013, 11:13 PM

5. I didn't watch the video yet, but

 

politics aside, Jim Carrey should be aspire to have the film career that Heston had.

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Response to Jenoch (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 12:26 AM

6. all those silly bible roles?

Other than solent green, what great roles did he have? Ok, planet of the apes, but what else?

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Response to veganlush (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 12:40 AM

7. Moses, Ben Hur, The Omega Man, Julius Caesar

He may have been a shitbag, but he had some cool roles.

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Response to mwrguy (Reply #7)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 12:20 PM

15. Carey is a comedian -

not a good fit for the same roles.

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Response to Jenoch (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 01:26 AM

10. You should watch the video,

its pretty funny. A valid takeoff of Hee Haw and the lyrics are great as he rapidly enunciates at the end. captions would be great! Funny stuff.

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 12:52 AM

8. brilliant

 


...........................
Others fear the sounds they hear, making banditos out of molehills, fill their hearts with porcupine quills, theyre dead and buried long before they go.

Charleton Heston movies are no longer in demand, his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand, the angels wouldnt take him up to heaven like he planned, cuz they couldnt pry his gun from his Cold Dead Hand.

It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger, takes a cold dead heart and as near as I can figure with your cold dead hand youre trying to prove your dick is bigger but as we know your chariot may not be swingin low. COLD DEAD HANDS --COLD DEAD HANDS-COLD DEAD HANDS
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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 01:38 AM

11. Eels are his backing band here

 

E has a great catalog, but is probably best known for this:

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 02:59 AM

12. love it. very funny n/t

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 05:02 AM

13. Very cool....

 

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 09:03 AM

14. the lyrics

 

JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Some folks ride like the wind
when the whisping pines do guide them,
and the burning light inside them
leaves them warm in the snow.

Others fear the sounds they hear,
make banditos out of mole hills,
fill their hearts with porcupine quills;
they’re dead and buried long before they go.

Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand,
and his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.
The angels wouldn’t take him up to heaven like he planned
’cause they couldn’t pry that gun from his cold dead hand.

JIM CARREY (AS HESTON): What did he say.

JIM CARREY (AS EARL): It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger.
takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure
with your cold dead aim you’re trying to prove your dick is bigger,
but we know: your chariot may not be swingin’ low.

Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
You’re a big dick man with a little bitty gland
so you need something bigger just to fill your cold dead hand

JIM CARREY (AS HESTON): They’re making fun of everything I hold dear

JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Imagine if the Lord were here
and he knew what you’ve been thinkin’
would his sacred heart be sinkin’
into the canyon of dismay?

And on the ones who sell the guns
he’d stick the vultures and coyotes.
Only the devil’s true devotees
could profiteer from pain and fear.

Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand,
and his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.
The angels wouldn’t take him up to heaven like he planned
’cause they couldn’t pry that gun from his cold dead hand.

It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger.
takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure
with your cold dead aim you’re trying to prove your dick is bigger,
but we know: your chariot may not be swingin’ low.

JIM CARREY (AS ELLIOT): Hi, I’m Clearly Sam Elliot. Pay attention now braves, this boy’s got something to say, budding social satire; you couldn’t stand smooth. Enjoy the show. I’m a watch that sunset.

JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
You’re a big dick man with a little bitty gland
so you need something bigger with a hairpin trigger.
You don’t wanna get caught with your trousers down
when a psycho killer comes around
So you make your home like a thunderdome
and you’re always packing everywhere you roam
but the psychos will no matter what you do
they’re gonna buy way more guns than you
And while you’re stumblin’ now to bed
They put five rounds in the back of your hair
and you get depressed [inaudible at ~5:00]
and you put your own shotgun in your mouth
And your kids walk in and they find you there
Like a headless lump in your underwear
And they move the gun and it kills them too
And your wife just doesn’t know what to do
So she takes a hand grenade from her shoe
And she pulls the pin

And it’s all on you, and your cold dead hand

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Response to Paul E Ester (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 27, 2013, 10:46 AM

18. Thank

you.

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Tue Mar 26, 2013, 11:23 PM

17. The ending has quite a quick. lol.

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 12:06 PM

19. "Do you think he's compensating for something?" - Shrek

 

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 12:20 PM

20. That said, I never saw a Charlton Heston movie I didn't LOVE

Regardless of his politics, he was unvarnished awesome on the silver screen.

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Response to mzmolly (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 12:32 PM

21. Reminds me of

 

Zappa. We need more Jim.

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