Pic Of The Moment: Happy Fifth Of July

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[The Magistrate]

1. Vodka Ain't His Tipple, Sir....

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. I did not realize he was the original writer of that song.

Thanks for putting this up....

[Sparkly]

19. Love it!!!

[AndyA]

2. A fifth of something...

Beethoven perhaps?

Poor little Weeping Cheeto--despite his best efforts to destroy the country, it isn't happening. Guess the only thing he can do well is drink, tan, play golf, and take time off. Pathetic.

[NYC_SKP]

3. Cheap ass fool.

Have a real vodka, why doncha...

[TRoN33]

5. I have no love for Boehner but...

My wife told me that its wrong to make a fun out of people who are very addict to alcohols. Boehner is good person but his job as speaker are just terrible.

I would suggest DU to not do this again. I know its difficult to respect a person like Boehner for his long bullshit list about accusations toward Obama and Democrats for not doing their job by being "bi-partisanship" and that doesn't mean we have to succumb to their same levels. We can do a lot better than this. We all know that Democrats are absolute being bi-partisan with the Republicans.

Thanks.

[rocktivity]

7. Boehner's real addictions

are to greed and power and destroying anything not conservative or Republican at our expense.


rocktivity

[AlinPA]

12. I see your point, but "Boehner is a good person" ? I've watched him in action for years.

[Amonester]

15. "Boehner is good person" for...

Boehner, wife, kids, inner circle of one-percenters, and sycophant Republicans.

End of the "is good person" for list.

[Jamaal510]

6. Are Republicans ever going to jump on board and help Obama?

Their efforts to block job growth are futile; the growth is slow, but they are still growing consistently in spite of the obstruction compared to Bush ll. Plus he won re-election already, so they're not really hurting him by doing this--just ordinary Americans like myself.

[Brigid]

8. The vodka bottle is a nice touch.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

9. He's always struck me as a gin drinker.

[Brigid]

14. I always thought he drank Scotch.

[NewJeffCT]

10. If Republicans had really cared about America

and endorsed a real stimulus back in 2009, I wonder how many more jobs would have been created over the past four years?

[Major Hogwash]

11. They tried to ruin America, and think they were patriotic in doing so.

Despite their best efforts to thwart President Obama, we are rebuilding this nation . . . without the Republicans' help!!!!

[ProudProgressiveNow]

13. K&R

[freshwest]

16. *Fifth* is right! Good punning. Also, *eagerly awaits* seeing Cheetos pleading the Fifth...

[SunSeeker]

17. He sold his soul and all he got was cheap vodka?

[Towlie]

18. But he wouldn't say job numbers are "improving", he'd bemoan the coming "labor shortage crisis."

[Hubert Flottz]

20. There's a tear in his beer and there will be more I fear,

Unemployment is on his mangled mind.(his own up coming unemployment)

His friend booze that he's found,
Has about all trickled Down,
Big Twoubles wuz on his his lonely lump.

He's a-gonna keep drinkin' ,
That's what Jon does the best,
Make side trips to Kentucky,
'cause they still distill the best.
There's a tear in Jon's beer,
But he don't give a "keer,"
Skid row is on his pickled "mind.&quot Maybe Jon and Mitch can get bed next to each other at the YMCA?)

There's a tear in the Big Boner's beer,
'cause he can't cover his old rear,
Destitution is on his on his worried "Mind."

[MADem]

21. He needs a fifth of bourbon, I'd say! nt

[Bill USA]

22. trying to kill the economy just doesn't seem to be working out like the GOP had hoped it would - LOL

RECOMMENDED!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

23. Democrats should flash him pictures of Ole Yeller

to immobilize him completely for days before important votes. Showing him the actual movie though would probably be lethal.