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Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:03 PM

Pic Of The Moment: Clueless Ted Cruz Reads "Green Eggs And Ham" During Fake Filibuster



Cruz vows to speak till he can't against Obamacare

"FakeFilibuster" - Cruz pre-negotiated terms of his fake filibuster with Reid.

McCaskill: Cruz Doesn't Understand The Moral Of 'Green Eggs And Ham'




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Reply Pic Of The Moment: Clueless Ted Cruz Reads "Green Eggs And Ham" During Fake Filibuster (Original post)
EarlG Sep 2013 OP
krispos42 Sep 2013 #1
PrestonLocke Sep 2013 #2
DhhD Sep 2013 #3
PrestonLocke Sep 2013 #4
TBF Sep 2013 #8
Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2013 #10
tofuandbeer Sep 2013 #22
Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2013 #24
Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2013 #5
SunSeeker Sep 2013 #9
Iliyah Sep 2013 #11
Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2013 #12
DhhD Sep 2013 #14
Initech Sep 2013 #6
SunSeeker Sep 2013 #7
ThomThom Sep 2013 #13
SaveAmerica Sep 2013 #15
thelordofhell Sep 2013 #16
blkmusclmachine Sep 2013 #17
kentauros Sep 2013 #28
HockeyMom Sep 2013 #18
trixie Sep 2013 #27
Laelth Sep 2013 #29
hobbit709 Sep 2013 #19
MADem Sep 2013 #21
gopiscrap Sep 2013 #20
SwankyXomb Sep 2013 #23
RAAVAN Sep 2013 #25
Snake Plissken Sep 2013 #26

Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:05 PM

1. He finally shut his yap, right at noon.

Harry Reid is speaking now.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:09 PM

2. Stupid stupid stupid!!!

What point does his idiocy serve?

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Response to PrestonLocke (Reply #2)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:22 PM

3. He sees a greatness in Texas State Senator Wendy Davis that he hoped to attain by filibustering.

The filibuster worked for Davis because of Women's Health Care being taken away in Texas after it had been given. Carney barker Cruz did not realize that he was doing just the opposite. Can you imagine a president with such little sense making decisions for America? Scary Republicans!

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Response to DhhD (Reply #3)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:38 PM

4. So what this really comes down to

is a pathetic ploy for more votes?

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Response to PrestonLocke (Reply #4)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:07 PM

8. Yes, he definitely sees Wendy as competition -

and she is.

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Response to TBF (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:35 PM

10. I was listening to the local right-wing radio and they were talking about the polls...

 

They claimed a majority of Americans in their polls had a negative opinion of "Obamacare" and couldn't understand why they weren't being hailed as heroes for trying to stop it.

And people claim Vaudeville is dead.

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 11:36 PM

22. Remember how "accurate" the polls were in the last Presidential election?

At least we had "538" to keep things honest; With these polls on Obama's health care plan, we just have to accept what they tell us.
I would guess the polls are skewed.
...anyway, that's my rambling.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:59 PM

5. You Tube is filled with Conservatives railing about this guy....

 

They're so stupid that they just ASSUME he's GOT to be a liberal since he's "wasting taxpayer dollars" like this.

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #5)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:07 PM

9. Love it! nt

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #5)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:37 PM

11. Really? I've been reading that the farthest right winger groups are

praising Cruz for dismantling Obamacare and he is now their "front runner" for president in 2016. Meanwhile, the traditional GOPers, if I should call them that, are piping hot with, get this . . . anger, so figure. When has not this GOP party been filed with anything but anger huh?

Anywho, railing against Cruz and calling them a "secret" farthest left winger is absurd and for now this party, which is a good thing for America is falling apart and here's hoping the sane ones will take their party back but I can't see that happening any time soon.

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Response to Iliyah (Reply #11)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:53 PM

12. They are still purging all the "traitors"....

 

That's why Boehner has been trying to sound like one of them.

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #12)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:17 PM

14. Scary Republicans.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:00 PM

6. I vow to end Obamacare! I will do it on a dare!

Will I do it with a drunken stare?
Or the evil glare?
I hate, I hate Obamacare!!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:06 PM

7. K & R

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:57 PM

13. Do they have to pay copy right fees to enter it into the congressional record?

Or permission? It is reprinting.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:30 PM

15. That Uncle Sam, that Uncle Sam!! Thanks for the fake-ibuster, loser

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:17 PM

16. THIS is how to REALLY do it...........Take it away Jesse!!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:01 PM

17. From Joe My God: Cruz versus Green Acres' Mr. Haney:

 





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Response to blkmusclmachine (Reply #17)

Thu Sep 26, 2013, 08:29 AM

28. Mr. Haney would win,

due to superior writing!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:18 PM

18. Did Cruz Flunk Reading Comprehension?

As I told my own kids 30 years ago, and those in school, the MORAL of that story is to TRY something first before you say don't like it.

Very bad example to use, Teddie.

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Response to HockeyMom (Reply #18)

Thu Sep 26, 2013, 04:06 AM

27. Thank You!

That's the first thing that came to my mind. I thought there would be more laughter on this point.

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Response to HockeyMom (Reply #18)

Thu Sep 26, 2013, 09:15 AM

29. Spot on. n/t

-Laelth

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 06:45 PM

19. A great response on JuanitaJean.

http://www.juanitajean.com/2013/09/25/da-chipster-reads-aloud/

Barack I am
The Prez, in fact

…That Barack I am the Prez, in fact,
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

Do you like the healthcare act?

…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

Would you like it Later? Or Now?

…I would not like it later or now,
…I would not like it anyhow!
…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

Would you like some hope and change?
Would you like a health exchange?

…I would not like some hope and change.
…I would not like a health exchange.

Would you like to help resist
Expensive ills that pre-exist?

…Screw pre-exist and health exchange
…And screw you Prez, your name is strange.
…I would not like it later or now,
…I would not like it anyhow!
…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

Your kids! Your kids! How ‘bout for kicks
We cover them ‘til they’re twenty-six?

…I really do not give two licks
…About kids under twenty-six.
…And if they get Kerfuffle Flu
…Let them pay up like I do!

Preventive care will be for free
You will like that, you will see!

…No communist preventive care
…Or any free kids anywhere.
…Screw pre-exist and health exchange
…And screw you Prez, your name is strange.
…I would not like it later or now,
…I would not like it anyhow!
…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

On this can we all agree:
personal responsibility?

…All this responsibility
…Is fine for others, not for me.

Think of all the money lost!
Wouldn’t you want lower cost?

…Responsibility and low cost
…Are socialist! Prez, you get lost!
…No communist preventive care
…Or any free kids anywhere.
…Screw pre-exist and health exchange
…And screw you Prez, your name is strange.
…I would not like it later or now,
…I would not like it anyhow!
…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

You don’t have to yawp or yelp
The Prez is only trying to help.
Try it, try it, just to see
How good the healthcare act can be!

…I’ll never try the healthcare act
…Cause if folks try it, it’s a fact
…That they will like low costs you see
…And folks’ responsibility
…And the free preventive care
…Will help the people everywhere
…And children under twenty-six
…And illnesses that pre-exist
…Are covered and the biggest change
…The cost-effective health exchange
…They will like it now, and then
…Will never vote for me again.

…SO
…I DO NOT LIKE THE HEALTHCARE ACT
…Because YOU are the Prez, in fact.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #19)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 08:38 PM

21. That's just brilliant!!!! nt

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 08:19 PM

20. OMG what an idiot

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 11:39 PM

23. Please please please tell me

someone has autotuned this and put it on youtube.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Sep 26, 2013, 02:47 AM

25. Tough task

 

It is very tough task to stand for so many hours. But it is next to impossible talking regularly while standing. Hats off sir.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Sep 26, 2013, 02:54 AM

26. Make no mistake about it Cruz is a very intelligent man,

it must literally blow Cruz's mind at how freaking easy it is to get these baggers to screw themselves in order to line the pockets of the billionaires who purchased him.

Just stop and think for a moment at the depth of stupidity it takes to support a guy like Cruz

We're talking world class Olympic caliber stupidity, it's flat out amazing that the knuckledraggers who support blowhards like Cruz actually manage to walk upright.

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