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Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:02 AM

Pic Of The Moment: This Real Ted Cruz Coloring Book Would Make A Great Stocking Stuffer



NOT THE ONION. I REPEAT: NOT THE ONION. Take appropriate precautions.


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Reply Pic Of The Moment: This Real Ted Cruz Coloring Book Would Make A Great Stocking Stuffer (Original post)
EarlG Dec 2013 OP
D23MIURG23 Dec 2013 #1
MADem Dec 2013 #30
Half-Century Man Dec 2013 #2
whopis01 Dec 2013 #3
47of74 Dec 2013 #9
dflprincess Dec 2013 #27
redstatebluegirl Dec 2013 #4
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2013 #5
NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #6
ZRT2209 Dec 2013 #15
Jamaal510 Dec 2013 #18
MADem Dec 2013 #31
packman Dec 2013 #33
Gothmog Dec 2013 #7
Botany Dec 2013 #8
spedtr90 Dec 2013 #10
nyquil_man Dec 2013 #12
HockeyMom Dec 2013 #11
Kablooie Dec 2013 #13
LiberalElite Dec 2013 #23
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2013 #25
Vogon_Glory Dec 2013 #32
ZRT2209 Dec 2013 #14
mrgorth Dec 2013 #16
Tab Dec 2013 #17
Jamaal510 Dec 2013 #19
Bjorn Against Dec 2013 #20
Cha Dec 2013 #21
sorefeet Dec 2013 #22
Nanjing to Seoul Dec 2013 #24
JimboBillyBubbaBob Dec 2013 #26
dflprincess Dec 2013 #28
klook Dec 2013 #29

Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:05 AM

1. Move over sticks and coal!

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Response to D23MIURG23 (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 05:41 AM

30. Hahahaha!!!!! Best comment!!!! nt

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:24 AM

2. They misspelled it

It is spelled F, A, I, L, U, R, E; not f ,u ,t ,u ,r , e.



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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:26 AM

3. This is begging for reviews on Amazon.

A couple good ones already there... but there should be more.

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Response to whopis01 (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 01:01 PM

9. I just added my two cents.

Called it brainwashing.

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Response to whopis01 (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:43 PM

27. This was listed as the "most helpful favorable review":

Which one of you guys wrote it?


[div class = "excerpt"]
http://www.amazon.com/review/R1CH7U4O7BD4UN/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R1CH7U4O7BD4UN

Glorious Leader Ted Cruz now speaks to our Future Cadres! The Anointed One is now putting into action all that he learned at the feet of his father, Dearest Leader.

The smighting of the Unbelievers shall soon proceed as soon as our next generation of God's Most Holy Army arises from the ranks of kindergartens nationwide, full of Love and Zeal for our Great Leader, and kills every Commie Liberal Socialist Fascist Democrat that stands in the way of the glorious merging of Church, State, and Corporations, just as prophesied in The Most Holy Republican Teabagger Bible!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:43 AM

4. They know most of "their people" are old and will not be around long so...

they are brainwashing a new generation of idiots.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:49 AM

5. Are you kidding me?

That's not for kids. It's a text book for Teabagger's graduate school.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:50 AM

6. Yeah! From the people who brought us the "Tea Party Coloring Book"!

 






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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:36 PM

15. Jesus God WTH is that?

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:57 PM

18. Holy ish, look at how evil Herman Cain looks.

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Response to Jamaal510 (Reply #18)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 05:51 AM

31. That's not evil, that's his "horn dawg" look....he thinks he's being "seductive!"

You know he likes to be sexy for the ladies, and all...!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/05/ginger-white-herman-cain-accuser-on-his-exit-his-arrogance-and-sex.html

......Indeed, it was Cain’s public disparagement of those women that triggered White’s decision to talk, she said. “I wasn’t surprised when women came out with sexual harassment allegations,” White said. “My initial reaction was, ‘They’re not lying,’ because he feels as if he can approach any women, say whatever he wants to say, and they’re going to be OK with that, just because he’s Herman Cain. He’s very sure of himself. He has this arrogance about him. He feels as if, when he walks across the room, all eyes are upon him. Herman Cain loves Herman Cain.”

.......But White had no illusions about her relationship with Cain, she said. “Never was I in love with him,” she said. “In the beginning I was naive and intrigued by this person. Initially it was exciting, but when I started knowing who he was, it became less and less fun. The more time I spent around him and the more trips we took, I started liking him less. He was very flirtatious with other women when we were out together and very chauvinistic at times. I would say something about corporate America or sexual harassment in the workplace, or something about men and women, and he would give me the impression that he thought the man was always right. When I got involved with a sexual harassment case, he said, ‘Are you sure you want to do that, because you’re going to lose your job.’ I said, ‘Yes, absolutely I do.’”.....

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #6)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 10:31 AM

33. I can't color in this page

I looked in my Crayola box and there were no crayons labeled "Stupid" or "Asshole" or "BubbleHead"

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:55 AM

7. Juanita Jean is laughing about this comic book

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:16 PM

8. you go comrade cruz!





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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 01:19 PM

10. These nasty Democrats!

Such bullies! Rush Limbaugh, meanwhile, is a member of the media "reporting" on the Occupy movement.



-from "Tea Party II - Why America Loves You! The Social-Activist Coloring Book for Kids"

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Response to spedtr90 (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 03:51 PM

12. "These people need to improve their behavior and get better at what they do

or resign."

Why on earth did they hire a projectionist to write their book?

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 02:26 PM

11. Great coloring book for a little kid

Hey, Mom/Dad, what does v i r i l i t y mean?

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 04:40 PM

13. Tell the Truth - Tell it Often - Tell the Children (tm)

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Response to Kablooie (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:52 PM

23. why are the girls

all in long sleeves and long skirts? hmmmmmm

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Response to Kablooie (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:01 PM

25. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Kablooie (Reply #13)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 07:19 AM

32. I Keep Imagining A Page From An Unwritten Comic Book Showing...

I keep imagining a page from an unwritten, undrawn bilingual comic book stating Ted Cruz's opposition to the DREAMErs and showing Canadian-born, little knee britches-clad Ted-ito being taken across the US border by his foreign-national papi while sticking his tongue out at the DREAM-ers who came from almost-identical circumstances, except that THEY didn't have a US citizen mother.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:35 PM

14. remember when the RW mocked children who sang "Barack Obama" song

but coloring book apparently ok....

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:39 PM

16. OMG!!!

Just...OMG!!!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:49 PM

17. More pics




I particularly like this one, but I see someone posted it upthread. Still, worth posting twice

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:58 PM

19. Great. Some toilet paper for potty training! nt

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:08 PM

20. Oh come on now, that book is not for kids

The book is for his base, they don't read so well so having fun activities with crayons puts this book at a level they can understand.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:13 PM

21. Yeah, if you want their little minds FUBAR!~

thanks EarlG.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:43 PM

22. Don't forget Rush Revere

These fucks are spreading their lying propaganda to the kids. Brainwash the children, for the prison industrial complex or the military industrial complex, they are a commodity.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:48 PM

24. Best Snark review from Amazon

 

Everyone Needs To Purchase This!
By Ikonos on December 9, 2013

Glorious Leader Ted Cruz now speaks to our Future Cadres! The Anointed One is now putting into action all that he learned at the feet of his father, Dearest Leader.

The smighting of the Unbelievers shall soon proceed as soon as our next generation of God's Most Holy Army arises from the ranks of kindergartens nationwide, full of Love and Zeal for our Great Leader, and kills every Commie Liberal Socialist Fascist Democrat that stands in the way of the glorious merging of Church, State, and Corporations, just as prophesied in The Most Holy Republican Teabagger Bible!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:16 PM

26. I don't know about a stocking,

but I can think of some place it might be stuffed.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:48 PM

28. Given the intelligence of the average Teabagger

I'm not sure that this coloring book was meant for kids.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:46 PM

29. Publisher: Really Big Coloring Books, Inc.



Check this Amazon review:
You must color within the lines. "I have one question, and I ask it with all sincerity. Is there a crayon in the color of blind ambition?"

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