Pastor To Women: Lose The Panties, God Can't Get In

[DeSwiss]

The Young Turks ·Published on Mar 9, 2014

"A local pastor has ordered all women who attend service at Lord's Propeller Redemption Church to refrain from wearing undergarments while attending so that they can more easily receive the spirit of Jesus Christ.

The Kenyan Daily Post is reporting that a pastor identified only as "Reverend Njohi" claimed bras and underwear are not godly. Additionally, the paper says Njohi wants women who attend service at the church to be "free," and that there would be consequences for those who do not comply.

According to the UK Metro, most women did, in fact, show up at the church, located in the eastern suburb of Dandora, the following Sunday without any undergarments on under their clothing."* The Young Turks hosts Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian break it down.


*Read more here from CBS / AP: http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/03/03/kenyan-church-pastor-bans-female-parishioners-from-wearing-underwear-bras/

- Make a universe from nothing? No problem. Split a sea in half? Sure, why not? Raise a fellow from the dead? That's yesterday's news. But get past women's panties? Jesus, you're gonna need a preacher to help you with that one..........

[Thinkingabout]

1. This is a reason why Branch Davidians happened, some one takes control and they allow it to happen

[DhhD]

2. There are more serial killers out there that are just getting started. What next?

[Warpy]

3. There is a real problem with that once a month

and I'm sure he'll get sick of cleaning up the result very quickly, clots and smears all over the place.

In any case, he needs to stop confusing his dick with his god.

[AnneD]

16. Warpy...

'stop confusing his dick with his god.'

When you look at all the legislation against women as of late you would think a dick was god and sperm holy Communion.

[niyad]

4. what he apparently forgot to say was that he would be acting as god's agent, and just cannot

deal with bras and panties--takes too much time, you know???

[mindwalker_i]

5. He seems to be ignoring the REAL problem

That God/Jesus need some viagra, but it's banned in heaven.

[Blue Owl]

6. Just put those panties in the collection plate

The good reverend will take care of them.

[Initech]

7. To quote Stephen Colbert: "This just in, Jesus has quit!"

[Spitfire of ATJ]

8. He must be a Dr. Who fan. The last episode had a church where you go naked.

[yuiyoshida]

9. *smh* and some women listen to this guy?

I would stand up and yell "pervert!!" at the top of my lungs, followed by "I am leaving this church!" Of course, I am not a Christian and would never, ever want to be. But THIS guy is a horn dog, and probably was laying in bed at night, thinking he could get away with it.

[DeSwiss]

10. I'd just love to hear the book, chapter and verse(s) he's using......

...as his biblical authority. The closest I could come up with was Matthew 11:28

- And it only works if by ''heavily laden'' they mean wearing Fruit of the Looms.....

[dotymed]

11. Are you sure it is

Jesus who is "coming?" (msp.)

[RainDog]

12. LOL

[DeSwiss]

13. The 1960s called and said: ''Jesus didn't like your hair back then either.''

- Take away the hair and what do you have left?

[RainDog]

14. "Take away the hair and what do you have left?"

well, obviously not underwear for those seeking to be filled with the holy spirit...

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Hell, we'll take Moses, Elijah... Noah.. Ezekiel...

Really, whoever ya got.