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Marco Rubio: Obama Not 'Meterologist,' Can't Name Climate Denial Source (Original Post) circlethesquare May 2014 OP
Rubio has big plans for Florida Zambero May 2014 #1
just look in the mirror to see where the hot air is coming from Rubio. n/t 2pooped2pop May 2014 #2
I can't comment on this; because I'm not a Professional Commentator zebonaut May 2014 #3

Zambero

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1. Rubio has big plans for Florida
Thu May 15, 2014, 02:41 PM
May 2014

When he becomes (gulp) President, Rubio will veto any legislation that might take steps to reduce carbon emissions that are contributing to the ongoing harmful effects of climate change. As a result of continuing to do nothing in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence, sea levels will be permitted to rise to a point where much of his native state of Florida can be converted into a massive Water World theme park. Orlando is slightly higher in elevation than Miami, so with a bit of help from Antarctic ice melt, it will become ocean front property with (ching-ching) much higher property values. Epcot will become Epcoast. And better yet, Cuba will be underwater, and no longer a political wedge issue in the state. He might come off as being dumber than a stump, but what a visionary -- don't count out Marco Rubio just yet!

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