Palin attempts to take on Elizabeth Warren; is simply Incoherent

[zebonaut]

[uppityperson]

1. my head hurts now

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. Seriously, can't believe I watched that trash. How embarrassing (for Sarah Painlin "the ass" AND me).

[Gman]

5. Yup. Same here.

[2naSalit]

3. I'd need a serious bleach brain bath

if I watch that. I'm listening to Pasty Cline right now, don't want to spoil that.

I'll watch it tomorrow when I need something to chase out of the house.. I'll be able to go hang out in the woods afterward.

[brucefan]

4. When's the last time she's been in a McDonald's?

Around here they're all in their thirtys.

[Enthusiast]

18. I believe her point was....

if we elected all Republicans they would lower taxes and regulations on the job creators and the results would be high paying jobs for everyone. You know, magic!

She doesn't communicate very well.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

35. I always counter with this....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4353044

[aggiesal]

6. I'm stupider just listening to that tripe n/t

[gordianot]

7. If Sarah was not supporting her adult age kids what sort of a job would they be qualified to fill?

Question number 2: I wonder how well her children would do if they were to depend on the results of higher education to obtain a well paying job?

Question number 3: What are her children going to do to support themselves when Mom totally blows her bulb and no one is willing to listen to Sarah whine incoherently?

Am I missing something does a drunken brawl at a beer party pay the bills in Alaska? Get away Hummers are not cheap. If theology is her goal she need to improve her televangelist message.

[cynzke]

15. I seriously doubt

there is a job her kids could flourish in except "fast food".

[erronis]

37. If by fast food you also include some other "fast" activities.

Not being specific since I don't want trip any triggers...

Speaking of which, where are all the RW apologists for this POS?

[PearliePoo2]

22. Her uneducated, unemployed kids, who depend on this phony grifter, will be in a world of hurt.

When the money dries up, her paid "speaking" engagements become fewer and fewer (which is already happening) and when SarahPAC has wrung the last nickle from her faithful flock of idiots, the gig will be up.
If they get really desperate, the kids could always team up and write a "tell-all" book.
Titled: "MOM...THE LYING, PHONY, FLEECING FAKE". Her kids could rat her out on how they all collaborated together to pull off one of the biggest hoaxes ever perpetrated in the political world ( they all have been compensated nicely, btw )
The first explosive chapter should detail all the circumstances of the birth of her youngest child (Trig) and who his bio mother really is. (hint..hint..it ain't Sarah)
You better believe it, you betcha, this book will sell!

[Joe Turner]

28. Yes! You Betcha

LOL you nailed it. Kick

[erronis]

38. There are always the sugar daddies - Kochs/Murdochs/Adelman/etc.

They can't let one of their own spawn rely on welfare. You know gummint subsidies and all that rot.

[C Moon]

8. :D

[homegirl]

9. It becomes

more obvious every time I see a Sarah clip-she is an alcoholic.

[cui bono]

11. Yeah, she has to be on something!

It is fun to watch the gibberish though, I must admit. I have to keep reminding myself that it's not Tina Fey though.

[erronis]

39. Got it. Very nice reverence to Tina Fey!

[appalachiablue]

50. Some people get into diet pills/speed which can cause mental confusion. Some become

dependent on the drugs, esp. those concerned about their appearance & weight & or for energy, just sayin'. She's struggling, declining without realizing it most likely. And in her tribe who's going to curb her, she's their mealticket.

[dobleremolque]

10. Great, just great.

That's 5-minutes and 47-seconds of my life that I'll never get back.

[Grassy Knoll]

12. She is so far under the bridge.......

Rightwing homeless people want their beer can deposits back.

[Joe Johns]

13. Sarah Palin Embarrasses Herself

Shouldn''t that be the title of every clip she's in?

[PearliePoo2]

14. This is why the McCain camp kept her sequestered and shielded...the "Tundra Turd" unleashed!

They knew she's an uneducated idiot. But...she's also a vindictive and revengeful idiot that never got past the "mean girl" high school mentality.
Add to that her whacked-out, Dominionist religious beliefs ( Ted Cruz is in this camp also) and you have a real fucking mess.

[cynzke]

16. Alaska's Very Own Tower of Babble!

Remember that commercial where they show eggs frying...Here is your brain on drugs? They should update that commercial with Sarah and her drug induced rambles.

[Enthusiast]

17. It's just plain sad.

Listen children, this is what drugs do to your mind. Stay away from drugs!

[BlueJazz]

19. "Stepping Stone People" don't deserve to have housing or cars or nice clothes or vacations...

....or anything that "Real" people have.

Republicans create the poor and then hate them.

[turbinetree]

20. I couldn't

bring myself to listen to this person with a tin foil hat from wherever in Alaska she comes from, she reminds me of a barn door opening up and sounding creaky with nothing of substance and just a bunch of meaningless words and if you listen to long you can go insane

[George II]

21. She has the chutzpah to say that colleges "need to be more responsible"? I wonder if that's why....

....she had stints in FIVE separate colleges to earn her four year degree? Talk about "responsible"!!!!

If I had a high level position in the Republican Party, I'd tell my people to keep her hidden and out of the limelight.

[PearliePoo2]

24. Ummmm...except that there is no proof she ever got a degree.

None...zilch..nada.
She refuses to show her diploma, just like she never released or showed her son Trig's birth certificate.
Now, why would that be?
Maybe because she is nothing but a carefully choreographed, manufactured phony. You betcha!

[tanyev]

23. She's even got her Elizabeth Warren costume on.

?w=600&h

[lastlib]

25. GUILTY!

Sarah, I find you guilty of Thinking While InFOXicated. I sentence you to TEN years of Hard labor, which shall be devoted to diagramming one of your sentences!

[leftofcool]

26. Too harsh. She can't do it!

[LiberalElite]

29. That's cruel & unusual -

No one could diagram her sentences - they're all unrelated phrases, modifying nothing and connected by smirks.

[Fred Sanders]

27. The Man Who Picked Palin is still considered a serious politician? Why, oh Lord, why?

[erronis]

40. Oh, come on. McPain was told what to do by his handlers.

All the more reason I'm glad we didn't ride the "Bomb. Bomb, Bomb Iran" missile.

[onecaliberal]

30. I can't bring myself to listen.

I swear there is dirt in my backyard with more intellect than this person. When will she ever go away?!?

[awoke_in_2003]

41. like female fox anchors

she will be made to go away once her age catches up to her.

[deutsey]

42. Yeah...who's the bigger idiot?

The idiot that was selected to be VP or the idiot running for president who selected her?

[Doc Holliday]

46. In this case?

Too close to call.

[truebluegreen]

31. Thank Dog that was from TYT

I couldn't have handled 5 minutes of undiluted Palinspeak.

[mountain grammy]

32. I love her. Think I'll start posting clips of her talking

on my FB page and label it Republican Wisdom.

[NYC_SKP]

48. Oh please do!

And then send me a link so I can share it!8

[denvine]

33. Oh, it hurts!

[Wibly]

34. Oh give it a break

Not only is this months old, but its nothing but a cheap shot.
I'd never hear of Palin if it weren't for Liberals trying to make a fool of her.
She's not worth paying attention to, and the sooner the centre left stops paying attention to people like her, the sooner she'll disappear.

[Jack Rabbit]

36. My initial reaction, several hours ago when I first saw it was posted here (again)

was Good golly, don't we have anything better to post? Is DU going to make this twit the first person to syndicate her fifteen minutes in reruns?

My second thought is a little deeper.

If Mrs. Palin doesn't think working fast food should be a lifetime gig, then perhaps she should join us in opposing the neoliberal economic model. (Think about, Sarah, you can oppose Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama without even having to make up shit about either of them.) It's your masters in the 1%, who have used you like an old hammer, who make it necessary for people to make a career out of minimum wage jobs. We don't think that's a good economic model, either.

By the way, Mrs. Palin, fast food isn't evil because it's of the Devil (although I wouldn't dismiss that possibility out of hand). It's evil because it's incredibly unhealthy and because it doesn't pay workers an adequate wage. That's why it's a more suitable job for a high school kid still living at home than it is for heads of households with a growing family.

[marble falls]

43. But then she's incoherent ordering coffee and a dunker.

[heaven05]

44. pathetic

and people voted for her....very pathetic voters

[SmittynMo]

45. Quote: "Why are you even worried about fast food wages?"

She doesn't worry about it because she thinks she is part of the 1%. And the 1% could give a shit about these "fast food" people. Actually, they could give a shit about anyone who isn't in the 1%.

She can't even figure it out that if they make more money, they spend more money, therefore helping themselves and the economy.

The STUPID is very strong in this one.

I still cannot figure why this idiot is even allowed on the airwaves.

Oh, that's right, she has to feed the "CULT".

[WhoIsNumberNone]

47. God, I would love to see a debate between these two...

Only one problem...

[Curmudgeoness]

51. Hazing.

That was an excellent analogy for what the wingnuts think about what they consider "starter jobs". And isn't it too bad that they are not just starter jobs for too many people.