TYT: Oregon Militia Doesn’t Want Your Bag Of Dicks ... Or Do They?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

Oregon militia members have been asking for people to send them supplies that they might need. Well they may have gotten more than they bargained for. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian hosts of The Young Turks discuss.

Would you send the Oregon militia members a dildo? Let us know in the comments below.

Read more here: http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458

“No one ever said it’s easy to take a stand against the federal government: it’s cold, there aren’t enough snacks, everyone is pissy, and a bunch of strangers won’t stop sending you hate mail and dicks.

Oregon militia organizer Jon Ritzheimer really, really fuckin’ hates Uncle Sam. But what he hates even more is all of the obscene and generally unhelpful emails and packages that strangers from around the country and Gawker are sending to his band of armchair commandos. In a new Facebook post and accompanying video, Ritzheimer says he’s sick of this garbage:

It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost.”

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. They *are* a bag of dicks.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

2. The punchline is "We were sending them reinforcements..."

[NorthCarolina]

3. "It's cold and there aren't enough snacks" awww...nobody sent them cookies?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

6. Or lollipops?

Maybe add insult to injury and let them "taste the rainbow":

[NorthCarolina]

7. Taste the rainbow...

Good one.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

8. And let's not forget chocolate assholes...

[Kalidurga]

4. Ah ha ha that just doesn't get old

I hope the bag of dick mailings double now.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

5. Was Ritzheimer in the military?

I'm wondering what "oath to the Constitution" he's referring to. You don't need to swear an oath to protect and defend the Constitution to be an American citizen, but you do for certain professions: military, legal, elected officials and the like.

If he's ex-military, then fine. Otherwise he's just posturing.

I like the bag-o-dicks. And that they're depending on the federal government (USPS) to get their supplies.

[Brother Buzz]

9. I'm withholding judgment until we hear what tarp man has to say

[Jack Rabbit]

10. The fascist militia brought enough dicks to Oregon

But at least they're real dicks. So why shou;d they accept any dildoes?

[TrollBuster9090]

11. In reality, he's just pissed off because he was hoping to get 'cowboy theme' gay porn.

How about sending them a few thousand copies of Broke Back Mountain?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

12. I think sending them porn would be a great idea

Probably cheaper than shipping all those heavy rubber dicks, too. I also think they'd be particularly grateful if we kept it to the following genres: Gay, Cheating Wife, Blacks on Blondes & Barnyard.

[TrollBuster9090]

13. Better to just skip the other stuff, and stick to Barnyard. Give 'em what they're interested in. nt

[2naSalit]

14. I have never

laughed so hard at a TYT video!



I wonder if someone sent them some special medicated candy, how would that turn out? If they all got high on snacks*? They might figure out that they done screwed up a whole bunch.

[freethought]

15. But Why are they still upset?

They got a whole drum of lube didn't they?

[zebonaut]

16. He is very upset there were So few. Please send more!