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(115,615 posts)Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)I have NEVER gotten the toilet paper wet!
HubertHeaver
(2,520 posts)It'll happen, just have to live long enough
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)is the fact that we live on several acres in the country. Probably 50% of the time, I water a tree or some weeds. It IS California after all and we need to conserve every flush tank's worth of water that we can!
HubertHeaver
(2,520 posts)I'll claim water conservation.
Xipe Totec
(43,888 posts)DreamGypsy
(2,252 posts)...don't they know about:
The Backwards Over the Shoulder Shot
The Forward Facing Ceiling Bounce
Or, drum roll, please,
The Four Walls and a Floor Ricochet
Piss - I clean the bathrooms in our house.
HubertHeaver
(2,520 posts)The worst for sprayed/dribbled urine was the bathroom used by the old male business school professors.
Delver Rootnose
(250 posts)...gas a station bathroom when I was in college. The men were consistently more messy in the dribs and drabs, little bits here and there but the most notable huge messes were made by woman not wanting to sit on the seat and spraying everywhere. Except the time someone smeared shit on the walls in the men's room. But that was intentional vandalism not casual disregard.
HubertHeaver
(2,520 posts)The professors, at least, washed their hands before leaving the room. Computer programmers didn't.
Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)Difficulty, 9
Range, 1to3 meters
Frequency of occurrence/success, (18-22) 12%, (22-35) 40%, (41-59) 75% (due to lower arch), (60+) not an issue.
Duckfan
(1,268 posts)Snarkoleptic
(5,997 posts)or not...
Bubzer
(4,211 posts)3catwoman3
(23,951 posts)...in a bathroom used mostly by the males in the family, this doesn't seem too far off.
I am the only one in the house with 2 X chromosomes.
flamingdem
(39,308 posts)but
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Maynar
(769 posts)a TAD exaggerated, eh?
840high
(17,196 posts)father-in-law. May he rest in peace.
Vestigial_Sister
(182 posts)if he hadn't been dehydrated.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)beergood
(470 posts)the morning wood arch.
Depaysement
(1,835 posts)That's a wicked pissah!
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)pissing in the bushes.
It's always seen as indecent exposure when all the men were doing is taking a piss.
Pissing in the bushes is liberating. No toilet seat to raise. You can just let it fly. And it waters the plants too!
OxQQme
(2,550 posts)to be always up unless it's being sat upon. The lid is heavy enough to hold everything down if needed.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)MindPilot
(12,693 posts)And think about it, not like a cop is in an office and the toilet is just down the hall.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)tularetom
(23,664 posts)is being able to pee off the porch into the azaleas.
As I get older, I've even thought about building a deck off the upstairs bedroom so I don't have to walk all the way to the bathroom at 3 in the morning.
WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,373 posts)That's the only part I don't get. Other than that--having raised two boys--it seems pretty accurate.
hedgehog
(36,286 posts)OhZone
(3,212 posts)Is that not right?