Anthony Weiner Can’t Stop Talking About His Penis

[Stubborn]

[global1]

1. I Wonder If He's Been Scarred Since Childhood Because His Name Is Weiner?....nt

[3catwoman3]

15. Speaking as someone with a last name that was subject to...

...a lot of teasing, an unfortunate surname can be a real pain in the ass. Mine was not as bad as his - Ball. Every morning, in junior high homeroom, I would get greeted by one of the jerky boys with, "Hi, Ball. How're they hangin'." His buddies used to snigger and snort. I used to dread walking into that classroom. This was in the middle 1960s. Sexual harassment was not on anyone's radar. I never said anything about it to anyone.

One morning, after much mental rehearsal, I stared the jerk right in the face and replied, "Fine, thanks, and how are yours?" His buddies howled with laughter, and he never said it again. I felt triumphant.

To this day, I do not like my family name. My married name is an Italian one, with the first 5 letters being Pigna, which should be pronounced Pin-ya, but most people don't know the proper pronunciation for the "gn" combo in Italian, so pronounce it "pig-na." Somewhat better than Ball, but I would love to be an O'Connor or McAnything.

A friend of mine several years back had the last name Penix. A romance was out of the question, even though he was a great guy.

The combination of being something of a nerd and the unfortunate last name may well have had a harmful influence on AW.

[StrictlyRockers]

18. Sorry dude, "Penix"? Dealbreaker.

lmao

[3catwoman3]

19. We were both in the Air Force, and were in the base...

...amateur theatre (I like the British spelling) group together. We once choreographed a couple dance numbers for Fiddler on the Roof, as well as dancing in them. Our fellow cast members got a real laugh of kidding around about being "on stage with Penix and Ball."

As I said, I am very sympathetic to people with unfortunate last names.

If that were my last name, I would have put an "H" in and changed it to Phenix.

[StrictlyRockers]

2. Does he even realize how much his last name encourages these headlines?

Wouldn't you be extra careful if you were a public figure with the last name Weiner??

I mean...come on now, son. Think with your brain, Mr. Weiner.

[blondie58]

14. He is thinking with his brain

Bis other brain.

[Motley13]

3. Be careful, he is a democrat & you could be banned

I have been told at DU, that you don't criticize dems no matter how disgusting they are



He is ill & he does need help, kind of like trump addicted to twitter, only worse

[iandhr]

4. He really needs help.

[mdbl]

13. sounds more like he needs sex

lol

[ErikJ]

5. Seek HELP .........and change your last name!

And DONT change it to Dick.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

6. What about Johnson?

Does that guy think he's big or something?

[StrictlyRockers]

8. Mr. Tool?

Peter O'Toole, the only actor I can think of with a double-phallic name.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

9. I never thought of that!

That's like a clever porn name now that you mention it.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Peter O'Toole

...damn, just damn.

For sure that was a stage name, and he probably did it on purpose, too, the cad.

[Midnight Writer]

17. So is Peter Palmer

[Motley13]

7. the maggot is also very fond of his penis

It's the greatest penis EVER!!

[bigwillq]

10. He needs to go away.

Like now.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

12. Wonder if he used to run up the phone bill with sex lines.

[rusty quoin]

16. It's so embarrassing. I use to be a huge fan.