Trump: We'll Solve North Korea ourselves

[bathroommonkey76]

Pres. Trump says "If China is not going to solve North Korea, we will." What can the U.S. do, acting alone, to stop the Kim Jong Un's weapons programs?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. God help us.

[AtheistCrusader]

2. There is no god. Sleep tight.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. A figure of speech indicating

we are screwed. Don't take it so literally.

[AtheistCrusader]

6. I know, it was just friendly teasing.

Like when someone says 'it can't get any worse than this' and I suddenly become a font of horrible hypothetical scenarios.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

7. When I think of a horrible font, I think of Comic Sans Serif

A world made up only of Comic Sans would be worse than a nuclear war.

[AtheistCrusader]

9. Nicely done!

[bathroommonkey76]

13. In your world.

[AtheistCrusader]

14. Currently the only one we have, yes.

[Vinnie From Indy]

4. If I lived in Seoul South Korea

I would move further South.

[tomhagen]

5. Two Crazies; Dump launches a Nuclear missile; Kim Jung Crazy Retaliates

So Long San Francisco

[yuiyoshida]

8. Only an asshat with Nukes in his pocket

Would get a hard on, to use them...

[bucolic_frolic]

10. Making the Korean War Great Again

It's the 1950s all over again

What is it anyone doesn't understand about that?

Trump told us we were going retro

[Turbineguy]

11. Dear China.

Our president is an idiot.

Most of us do not want World War 3.

[world wide wally]

12. Maybe Trump can negotiate for Mexico to pay for a wall around North Korea too