Pat Robertson: Homosexuals dominate media, dominate the cultural shift, infiltrate universities

[Miles Archer]

[vlyons]

1. Hey Pat!

Go eat a bug.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Poor Pat is obviously very concerned about catching Teh Gay.

Don't worry, Pat. They don't want you.

[wincest]

33. "Poor Pat is obviously very concerned about catching Teh Gay."

don't joke about that, its a serious disease. ive had it for years now.

it started out innocently just watching some will & grace, than i moved on to harder things like gay porn, before i knew it i was attending gay pride events and dating men.

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. That is the plan, dumb-shit, and it is WORKING!

[Cary]

4. Great news!

So who needs Pat?

[winetourdriver01]

5. Fuck You

These religo/nazzi's will never give up on teh Gay Boogyman.

[yuiyoshida]

6. I second that "Fuck you" and extend it to all Republicans...

[Lithos]

7. Close, so close to the truth

Pat - the word is homophobes, not homosexuals. Get it right, you were so close.

[Kittycow]

8. And assholes dominate Christian TV networks.

I used to enjoy watching Christian TV to learn about the life of Jesus and His teachings but it's become impossible after President Obama was elected.

[Hulk]

9. Just die already, you crippled, twisted and evil old bastard.

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This piece of human waste is Satan's work to twist religion into a hateful part of human life. I'm not religious..anymore...but this guy is absolutely disgusting and if there is a hell, he will burn in it for eternity. Not buying that shit either..but what an evil son of a bitch. I spit on his grave. Wish he would hurry up and jump in.

[Ken Burch]

16. He's still here because NEITHER afterlife wants him.

You can picture God and Beelzebub playing "hot potato" with Pat for all eternity.

[Dawson Leery]

10. Drop dead, you vile born again piece of dogsh*t!

[Ken Burch]

15. That's really unfair...to death.

n/t.

[Plucketeer]

11. With respect for the ability to reason

Pat's an = to trump. Pat, go disperse all your wealth to the poor, then come talk to us.

[left-of-center2012]

12. Pat's the poster child for homophobia n/t

[msongs]

13. evidently it's God's will lol nt

[Ken Burch]

14. Have any "Pat Robertson in a ball gag" memes been created yet, based on this?

He does say "dominated", after all.

[RainCaster]

29. Perhaps a gay clown?

With Putin!

[Ken Burch]

41. Pat and Putin as closeted Juggalos!

(would that be "Closgalos"?)

[vkkv]

17. Hey Pat, this is God talking to you. You ain't gonna go ta Heaven.

Yes, yes, we'd all like to see you die a painful death - and you just might, but Beelzebub tells me that he's going to retire soon and wants you as his replacement. Seems fitting. You can keep on punishing them so-called "Christians" that have been following you on the TeeVee. Plus, a free heated room. A splendid time is guaranteed for all.

[Jonny Appleseed]

18. So what? Your move Pat.

[tomhagen]

19. This Prick has Infiltrated my TV for over 40 god damned years!

[Grassy Knoll]

20. Go Sit On A Bumpy Cucumber, Pat...

...With Some Hot Habanero Sauce.

[turbinetree]

21. Dear Pat Robertson

Go fuck yourself, and the horse you road in on

[JHB]

22. Since Keebler Elf Demon deigns to speak, I might as well repost this...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10022157848

It was a 2013 post, so 26 years ago now.

I was cleaning out some old papers and found some notes I'd jotted down while watching Pat Robertson on his 700 Club show (back then I'd occasionally monitor Robertson and other politically active RW religious figures**cough**nuts**cough**)

The date on it is 2 Jan 1991, so just over 22 years ago. At the time it was halfway through Poppy Bush's presidency, 5 months after Saddam Hussein had invaded Kuwait, and a little over 2 weeks before "Operation Desert Storm" (i.e., while military assets were still being moved into place).

Pat "special link" Robertson's predictions and comments:

- Short war with Iraq
-low interest rates, prime rate to 7%, stocks plummet
-by September, vibrant stock market out on a limb
-Bush reelected
-collapse in '93
-God is holding off disaster so that evangelicals can get the job done
-people of God support CBN (Robertson's cable network-JHB), high increase in donations
-if we leave Saddam, we must garrison Saudi Arabia indefinitely. Must attack Saddam or he will ___(must have dropped the word that followed-JHB). We Are Americans and must act like Americans, not back down to some tin pot dictator

Considering the lack of opposition from the then-nearly-collapsing Soviets, the short war wasn't all that tough to predict, though I think he had in mind weeks not the "100 hour war" that resulted (as long as you don't count our presence in Iraq for the next 10 years). I haven't looked up how the interest rates, prime rate, and stock market fared. I think his "special link" glitched on the '92 election, and gee, somehow we didn't collapse in '93. As for the rest, the only rational response is to point at him and laugh one's fool head off.

[BobTheSubgenius]

23. What???

How has this walking bag of decrepitude not been strapped to a gurney and sedated?

[rpannier]

24. Infilitrate?! Oh, Lord!

He really is something
Unlike a fine wine, he just gets worse with age

[Initech]

25. Pat Robertson is proof that good people die young, and pricks live forever!

[ThingsGottaChange]

26. Isn't it about time

for him to take that long, eternal sleep?

[YOHABLO]

27. 35 miles outside of contemporary urban Atlanta they believe this shit.

[Warpy]

28. Pat, go home, you're not only drunk, you're senile

65 years ago, they were using exactly the same rhetoric about the red menace, the yellow menace, them commie-u-nists. Then it was all those liberals who wanted little white girls to go to school with black boys. Now it's the hoe-moe-sekshuls.

Somebody's always sneaking into the gummint, the media and our kids' schools, taking them over and destroying the pure flower of white suburban childhood.

And the saps out there just never catch on.

[Lotusflower70]

30. He is batshit

And he spews hate and venom to enrage the fanatics. I was watching a show on Viceland about the Phelps group at Westboro Baptist Church. These people use God as a weapon and distort and pervert the Bible. Same as Robertson. These guys are enemies of the people and are not Christians.

[trusty elf]

31. "pat robertson" anagram:

"abets porn rot"



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[wincest]

32. isn't this the same

asshole that blamed 9/11 and hurricane Katrina on gays?

to be fair, it would be hilarious if it turns out pat Robertson is just another satirical character like borat or Colbert. one can dream.

[WePurrsevere]

35. Robertson and Falwell...

With RW extremists (I refuse to call them Christians because IMO they're more anti-Christ) it's always the fault of any group they can get their ignorant & fearful followers to donate more money to their coffers to 'fight' against. I've heard them blame 9-11, Katrina and other natural and human catastrophes on homosexuals/gays/lesbians, feminists, witchcraft/pagans, the ACLU, Liberals, Muslims and there are probably more I'm forgetting.

Basically if they can beat the fear drum and raise money with a group of 'other' that's who they'll target for their hate. They're nothing but snake oil salesmen selling fear and 'salvation' to the rubes to line their own pockets and take the Christ out of Christian.

[safeinOhio]

34. As a Christian, Pat your...

only job is to love and forgive them.

[mdbl]

36. Pat Robertson: Huge bigot and scam artist

That's how anyone covering him in the press should title any story about him - if you want to tell the truth that is.

[wincest]

37. funny ive spoken to god

turns out he's bi. here's proof

btw his name is chuck not yahweh

[czarjak]

38. And the guy that can't think of anything he needs forgiveness for is your brother in Christ, huh?

[lambchopp59]

39. I shot my telebision several decades ago.

When the "moral majority" was neither, but had a pretty tight handle on much of the media.
When the likes of Pat Bubblehead here rub two brain cells together and come up with nonsense, what astounds me even beyond hoardes of idiots listening to RW hate machines pulling "the media" further rightward, but the idea there is any audience for this goofball's confabulations at all.
But there is. and they vote.

[randr]

40. Did God remove his neck when he repossessed his heart?