I was going to vote for Obama, but this new video has changed my mind

[nichomachus]

I can't stop laughing
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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. OMG!

That has to be satire. Please tell me it's satire.

[janlyn]

8. satire

I know right? because otherwise things are worse than I thought!!! ahahahahahahaha!!!

[jberryhill]

10. Not a satire - search "Denver Airport Phallic Symbols"

It's that guy - he's outrageously nutty.

Colbert had him on a while back.

[A Simple Game]

36. Wow, the Denver Airport is well hung!!! n/t

[WhoIsNumberNone]

28. Not satire

From the guy's YouTube channel:

"My title "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" came to me when I asked God who was the "Eagle" as found in Revelation 8:13. He told me: "you are". Now, I should explain, I do not hear voices, but sometimes God gives prophecy to me by a revelation which I know comes not from my own thoughts but outside my mind. My title "Co Prophet of the End Times" means that I complete the end times prophecies of Daniel, Ezekiel, Esther, John and even of our Lord in the Olivet Discourse (Matthew 24-25)."

On a related note- is this guy tone deaf? Could he have found a worse, more nails-on-a-blackboard voice on his synth? Just sayin'.

[LiberalLoner]

2. ROTFLMAO!!!

[Politicalboi]

4. WOW!

I'm with you.

I'm not ready for WWIII.

[janlyn]

5. LOL

TOO freaking hilarious!!!! I have tears in my eyes!!!! You can't make crap like this up!!!

[toddwv]

6. The scary thing about that video

is that I don't think it's a spoof.

That also, incidentally, makes it hilarious...

[Kalidurga]

7. ha ha ha

"Vote for the draft dodger, he is a hero in my mind." In what alternate universe is a vulture capitalist a hero?

[jberryhill]

9. That's the guy who thought the Denver Airport has phallic imagery

[lumpy]

21. Poor fool has dreamy penis envy or phallic obsession.

nt

[Kalidurga]

34. He sees penises in feathers..

I had to go to some trouble to find out that impennis is Latin for feathers. Kind of makes his ridiculous theories look stupid.

[jberryhill]

11. "IF YOU USE CONDOMS, YOU WILL NOT BE RAPTURED"

This guy is a classic looney.

[jberryhill]

12. And who can forget... the "Doom and Gloom" song?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Go to the Youtube link and read some of the comments.

I think these people are serious.

They also think this guy is a great musician.

man you never told me you had the voice of an angel!....not to mention you are a master of those keys, mister magick fingers

thepossessor 2 days ago

The Apostle puts out another amazing song, not only is our Brother an Apostle but the melody and harmony combined with a beautiful poem is wonderful, and sweet candy to the ears. Thank You Brother William!

jcngoodnews 2 days ago

[Control-Z]

15. He sings?

I had to stop it before it got that far. Not going back.

[jberryhill]

16. He is "Co-Prophet of the End Times" and "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse"

A lot of those people are simply egging him on.

He was featured by Anderson Cooper some months back on the Ridicu-List segment, and has attracted quite a sarcastic following.

[Scuba]

29. I'll reserve comment until I meet the Second Eagle of the Apocalypse.

[Control-Z]

14. Nooooo!!!

This has got to be a joke.

Or, is rMoney going after sympathy votes?

The only people I feel sorry for are the ones who had to watch/listen to this. Oh, and possibly his family and friends. I don't know them though, so I really can't say.

[lumpy]

17. No fool like an old fool.

n

[corkhead]

18. Bookmarked! Where can I donate to make sure this is played as a commercial in swing states?

[pam4water]

19. He makes keyboard car look talented bawahahahah! Wonders how keeping wick trimmed fits in O:

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[JoePhilly]

20. The kids at the Malt shop will be jitterbugging to that tonight!!!

[Canuckistanian]

22. I have to agree

His wick is trimmed.

[freshwest]

27. Yeah, it's an obscure reference, means he's A Bride waiting for The Groom to carry him away.

How much more gender bending is that?

[april]

23. oh yea ...OMG

[Ineeda]

24. And he sure loves those stripey golf shirts.

Must be some crazy jeebus-lovin' reason for that.

[freshwest]

25. DAMN! That was painful. And to think of that quality of reasoning running the country. God help us!

[SILVER__FOX52]

26. Geeezzzz.............

this is ignorant.

[RBInMaine]

30. Is this satire? It has to be. If this goes viral, RobMe is DOOMED. Bwahahahahahaha.......

[snappyturtle]

31. I think it's scary! SOME will think this musical mess is prophetic.

And, in the meantime:

[Chiyo-chichi]

32. That reminds me... I need to trim my wick.

[tanyev]

33. I'm thinking his mind is a kind of scary place.

[jerseyjack]

35. Sick Fuck.

Every one else, carry on.

[Turbineguy]

37. The comments!

"Your improvised arpeggios have a Handel-esque quality to them."

This person should be invited to join DU!

[unc70]

40. Might be more than "-esque"

When I first heard him playing, my first thought was that I knew but couldn't place that tune. Think it is some hymn I have sung. Or really close two one. Not worth the effort to identify it.

[Warren DeMontague]

38. I kept waiting for a bear to show up and eat him.

That would have made it GREAT!

[MiniMe]

39. Romney is a hero in his own mind, not many other peoples minds.

[Bolo Boffin]

41. Any volunteers to help me keep my wick trimmed?

It keeps getting away from me.

[hootinholler]

43. What does that even mean?

I've been trying to figure it out.

-Hoot

[Bolo Boffin]

45. It's a misunderstanding of a parable of Jesus

http://www.fullchisel.com/blog/?p=37

The parable of the ten virgins admonishes Christians to keep oil in their lamps so that when they go to trim the wicks in anticipation of the bridegroom, they can relight their lamps. Hence, Christians tell each other to keep their wicks trimmed, I guess so they don't have to blow them out when the bridegroom shows. I don't know.

But keeping your wicks trimmed also helps a candle or a lamp burning efficiently. It also sounds naughty.

[Quantess]

42. This really made my day.

I laughed the whole time I watched it, (and I watched it at least 4 times) and I laughed every time I thought about it afterward. For that, I thank him. The nut!

Does anyone feel bad for laughing at someone else's attempt to make music? I have been laughing about this for hours.

[Comrade_McKenzie]

44. I hope this guy is not a gun owner. nt

[Octafish]

46. My dog just started barking really crazy.

The performer's expression says it for all of us.

[RedStateLiberal]

47. WWIII is Obama's only chance of getting re-elected?

Oooookaaaay....



EDIT TO ADD:
Did anyone else notice the title of this is "Mitt Romney is a hero in my mind" yet he really only 'sings' about Obama and ends it mentioning Mitt. So, Romney is a hero in his mind just because he opposes Obama.

I think that pretty much sums up the average Romney supporter. They only like him because he's against Obama. They hate him irrationally because they've bought into the us-against-them mentality.