Elderly Florida Man Puts Down AT&T Truck - Mercy Killing?

[packman]

BAM-BAM-BAM , etc., etc. (18 shoots) to the poor, suffering trucks who partially blocked his driveway.

Full story:

https://www.local10.com/news/crime/man-accused-of-shooting-at-att-trucks-told-police-he-went-bananas-report-says-

[Bayard]

1. Sorry to say

He'll go to jail, no matter how right he was, and the guy calling 911 has his full address and phone number all over the net now.

[Not Ruth]

2. One more Trump voter in jail

[ghostsinthemachine]

3. Another responsible gun owner

Until he stopped being one.

[Bob Loblaw]

4. He'd have gotten away with it

if the trucks were black.

[packman]

6. Yah, first thing I noticed

The trucks were white

[Turbineguy]

5. He'll be fine.

It's Florida. The traffic cones put him in mortal fear for his life.

[Mosby]

7. police ordered Jove to drop his gun as they arrived, and Jove was taken into custody

He was brandishing a gun (a real one) when the police arrived.

I guess the cops didn't feel threatened by a guy holding a hand cannon who just shot up two vehicles.

[Doug the Dem]

8. Florida

Need I say more?

[Laffy Kat]

9. Type of thing my FIL would do.

He was diagnosed with dementia, but this was the type of behavior he'd demonstrate a couple of years before diagnosis.

[Locrian]

10. bananas

A Hialeah man who is accused of shooting up two AT&T trucks Wednesday that were parked near his home told police that he went "bananas," an arrest report said.

Ah yes. The old bananas defense. Works every time right?

[aeromanKC]

11. 30,000 pounds of Banana's

It was just after dark when the truck started down the hill to Jorge Jove's driveway carrying 30,000 pounds of Banana's.

[KG]

12. another one of those responsible gun owners i keep hearing about.

[Ohioboy]

13. That's a dumb way to get a truck to move.

[Still In Wisconsin]

14. Stand your ground!

Those trucks were a clear threat to his safety. Castle doctrine!

[Cryptoad]

15. Knowing it be Florida,,,

they will force At&t to buy him some more ammo!