Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 12/11/17

[Rhiannon12866]

Terrorists, You Can't Make The NYC Commute Any Worse

Stephen has a message for the lone terrorist who detonated an improvised pipe bomb in Port Authority on Monday morning.



Roy Moore Loves Putin Just As Much As Trump

What!? Disturbing news about Roy Moore that isn't pedophilia-related?



Trump Called His Sexual Assault Accuser The 'C-Word'

The President has bragged about having an extensive vocabulary. According to one woman, he used one of his 'many words' on her.



Meet The Vanquishers

The Trumps are making 1980s situational comedies great again!

[trusty elf]

1. k and r#5

[LongTomH]

2. "Judge Janine spent more than an hour 'whipping up the president'.......... ???

I think we just got a look inside the fantasies of the Faux Noose set, and Donald tRump!

[niyad]

3. "you tried to terrorize New Yorkers on the subway???? all you did was blow some of the

grime off the walls"

"you are going away for a long, long time. all New Yorkers want to know is, is your apartment available, and is it rent controlled?"

[cp]

4. 2017 - worst TV show ever

Of course, the orange blight's tiny imagination views life as a TV episode. He's, let's just say, a non-reader.

P.S. Apologies to oranges.

[smirkymonkey]

5. The thing that is so great about Colbert is that he really makes you realize how very sick and

demented these people are. The best way to point it out is to ridicule them. Great clips!

[Rhiannon12866]

6. He really is fearless and calls them out on the latest issues of the day

He only missed once, that I remember, because he taped Friday's show on a Thursday. He's been zeroing in on the foolishness since the Correspondents' Dinner in 2006 and he just keeps getting better!