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[EarlG]

Governor Greitens admits to extramarital affair

Donald Trump claims US sold Norway 'F-52' aircraft that doesn't exist

Donald Trump Reveals 'Norway Has This Thing Called Water'

Arpaio: Congress should examine presidential birth certificates

Trump Admin Waives Punishment For Convicted Banks, Including Deutsche which Trump Owes millions

Alex Jones claims there were a lot of "black Nazis."

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[gademocrat7]

1. Spot on, EarlG.

[Initech]

2. You really can't make this shit up!

[SWBTATTReg]

4. really!! you can't make it up...

[7962]

9. You dont HAVE to make it up! nt

[underpants]

3. The F- 52's recorded "Bill of Love Shack" I think.

Maybe he was thinking of "Deadbeat Club"

[lagomorph777]

14. I thought that was U2...

[Gothmog]

5. K&R

[FuzzyRabbit]

6. How many F-52s has the US sold to Nambia?

Weren't they sold just a few days after the Bowling Green Massacre?

[Submariner]

10. Far less than the number sold to Binomo by dumbshit Nikki Haley

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. Trump got a lifetime supply of covfefe for them

[lagomorph777]

15. No, we sold those to Narnia.

Or maybe it was Fluoristan.

[minidriver]

16. At least he didn't sell them to Agrabah

Who knows what Jafar would do with them?

[lagomorph777]

17. Yah, that would suck

[L. Coyote]

7. The Very Stable Genius Party.

Now that this Russian collusion allusion,
Putting the American public in a big confusion,
Is a one year intense, bigly political stunt,
And has proven to be a total hoaxy witch hunt,

The Democrats and their corporate hate mongers,
Fake News Mainstream Media and smarty talkers,
With their take-out-Ronnie-Reagan-playbook hawkers,
Are bonkers and mental stability and intelligence mockers.

Actually, throughout my life, grand and very glorious,
My two greatest assets have been my mental stability,
And being, like, really smart, really, not just vain glorious,
Even if I need to oft remind the Witch Hunters of my ability.

Crooked Hillary also played these cards bigly diligently,
And, as everyone knows, went down with a big majority,
I went from successful businessman, to a yuuge reality T.V. Star,
To President without a majority, but with Russian help from afar.

I think I qualify as not smart, but rather a real genius,
For pulling off stealing the Electoral college so easily,
And not a hunted witch insane, but a very stable genius,
Because I'm like bigly clever and, like, really smart sleazily.

[Fritz Walter]

8. Is it just me, or does Arpaios hand look bizarrely misshaped?

My layman’s diagnosis would be acute Elephantiasis, but he should definitely seek professional care.

And don’t Google that term unless you have a really strong stomach. The images would put a vulture off his feed!

[marble falls]

11. Speechless. A first.

[DesertRat]

13. The F-52 was commissioned after the Bowling Green Massacre