Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 3/6/18

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Kim Jong-Un Tests A New Weapon Called 'Optimism'

Trump reacted to optimistic signals toward North Korea's denuclearization the same way he reacts to everything. . . with a half-thought-out tweet.



Trump's Trade War Means Pricier Jeans, Bikes, Booze

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, for once, won't bend for aluminum and steel tariffs proposed by Trump.



Gary Cohn Cashes Out

Trump's top economic advisor Gary Cohn couldn't take the heat, so he got out of the White House.



Kim Jong-Un Uses 'The Bachelor' To Describe The Nuclear Standoff

North Korea's supreme leader is showing signs of rational thinking. Unlike Arie!

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1. Pina Colluda

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2. I'm normally not a fan of alcohol

I'm sober 9 years, but I don't think Trump could get much worse... I like your pix!

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3. That's the new drink in honor of trump, 'eh?

Pina Colluda!