Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 9/13/18

[Rhiannon12866]

This Tweet Trumps All Other Horrible Trump Tweets

The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.




Cops Crack Down On Long Island's Crack Pipe Vending Machines

The sign said 'PENS' but police are pretty sure the new vending machines that popped up in a Long Island, NY strip mall weren't dispensing writing utensils.




Stephen Announces Covetton House Recalls

After learning of the product recall woes at Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP, Colbert is forced to issue a few recalls from his own lifestyle brand, Covetton House.




Omarosa: Trump Can't Stop Interrupting Meetings

The Omarosa tapes keep on coming. This time she shares a recording that illustrates the president's habit of disrupting White House meetings.

[thesquanderer]

1. Cars float? Not since the old Beetles, AFAIK... (n/t)

[Rhiannon12866]

2. And they just announced that VW Beetles are gone as of 2019