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Thu Dec 6, 2018, 11:50 AM

Pic Of The Moment: Scenes From The Future: The State Funeral Of Donald J. Trump




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Reply Pic Of The Moment: Scenes From The Future: The State Funeral Of Donald J. Trump (Original post)
EarlG Dec 6 OP
riversedge Dec 6 #1
rickford66 Dec 6 #2
Fritz Walter Dec 6 #4
Fuzzpope Dec 6 #23
FakeNoose Dec 6 #25
sandensea Dec 6 #27
Auggie Dec 6 #3
Racerdog1 Dec 6 #5
marble falls Dec 6 #6
Just a Weirdo Dec 6 #7
Initech Dec 6 #12
griloco Dec 6 #8
eppur_se_muova Dec 6 #9
RVN VET71 Dec 6 #28
eppur_se_muova Dec 6 #36
SergeStorms Dec 6 #42
bronxiteforever Dec 6 #10
Initech Dec 6 #11
bronxiteforever Dec 6 #13
Initech Dec 6 #15
EarlG Dec 6 #18
bronxiteforever Dec 6 #20
Initech Dec 6 #31
dalton99a Dec 6 #35
sarge43 Dec 6 #26
PunkinPi Dec 6 #14
dalton99a Dec 6 #44
Gothmog Dec 6 #16
2naSalit Dec 6 #17
Danascot Dec 6 #39
2naSalit Dec 6 #40
SergeStorms Dec 6 #43
2naSalit Dec 6 #46
mgardener Dec 6 #19
niyad Dec 6 #21
Initech Dec 7 #51
niyad Dec 7 #55
Initech Dec 7 #56
OnlinePoker Dec 6 #22
H2O Man Dec 6 #24
47of74 Dec 6 #29
Soxfan58 Dec 6 #30
workinclasszero Dec 6 #32
NBachers Dec 6 #33
SeattleVet Dec 6 #34
Loge23 Dec 6 #37
tclambert Dec 6 #48
hay rick Dec 6 #49
oldlibdem Dec 6 #38
japple Dec 6 #41
George II Dec 6 #45
dalton99a Dec 8 #57
Honeycombe8 Dec 6 #47
gyroscope Dec 7 #50
John Fante Dec 7 #52
Cha Dec 7 #53
FoxNewsSucks Dec 7 #54

Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 11:50 AM

1. oh my my!!!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 11:58 AM

2. Those are some pretty nice trash bags.

Must be the contractor grade.

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Response to rickford66 (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:07 PM

4. Those bags' contents

• His federal and state tax returns;
• Diplomas from Trump University;
• Licenses from failed marriages;
• Ballots from the 2016 election;
• Daily intelligence briefing transcripts that he’s ignored;...

Feel free to add to the list.

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Response to Fritz Walter (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:02 PM

23. Oh me, oh meeeeee

Umm, I'm mm...

Oh!

- Worn out toupes

- un-used condoms

- horde of Happy Meal proof of purchases

- genuine ash from NorCal infernos

- paper towels

- pairs of shoes he couldn't get the toilet paper unstuck from

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Response to Fritz Walter (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:13 PM

25. Empty KFC buckets, empty Happy Meal boxes

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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #25)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:17 PM

27. Rotting taco bowls...

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:03 PM

3. K&R!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:09 PM

5. Can't happen soon enough!

 

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:13 PM

6. The best PtoM ever!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:20 PM

7. Needs to be set on fire with a toxic waste barrel next to it to bury the ashes.

 

But yeah, that's what I'd expect.

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Response to Just a Weirdo (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:43 PM

12. Or get the Breaking Bad barrel treatment.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:20 PM

8. Okay, now who photoshopped the Pigeon Poop Salute out???

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:31 PM

9. Who'd waste money on a coffin ? Make it a trash bag with the pResidential Seal. nt

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:19 PM

28. Coffin looks to be cardboard.

Still, a sad thought about how true this could be. A life totally wasted and barren, despite many opportunities to do good, to climb out of the ugly pit of his own ego and actually do something that helps people, that ensures peace and prosperity -- and acknowledges the climate crisis that threatens -- with his help, yet -- to wreak havoc on every man, woman, child, and sentient being.

I think of Scrooge seeing Christmases Yet To Come -- but instead of repenting in sorrowful horror when shown the ugliness and desolation his life has produced, Trump blames his parents, Obama, and, of course, Hillary.

A sad, very sad, waste of a human life.

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Response to RVN VET71 (Reply #28)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 03:15 PM

36. You're right -- you have better eyes than I do !

Also right about the other stuff.

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 05:31 PM

42. A body to be cremated...

must be contained in some sort of container. Dishonest funeral home directors will try to get a grieving family to spend thousands of dollars on an expensive casket, even though it's just going to end up as ash itself. Money, money, money...until the day you die, and even after! A cardboard "coffin" is acceptable, but some dishonest funeral home employees won't even tell a family about that option. They usually stop at "their most reasonable" wooden casket, which still costs hundreds of dollars. I've made so many funeral arrangements for members of my family I'm a Pro at it. They'll not pull the wool over my eyes.

Then comes the cremation. They'll try to soak you for an expensive "receptacle" for the ashes. Some are made of marble, some stainless steel, titanium, teak, mahogany, you name it, they'll make a "receptacle" for it. Even jewelry you can hang around your neck with a bit of your "loved one's" ashes inside. I'm not sure if they'll allow you to bring your own receptacle or not (Ralph's coffee can joke inserted here). I used to be the genealogist for a large upstate New York cemetery. They also had a three body crematorium there as well. No waiting. That's how I know about this end of the process.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:33 PM

10. With a graveside performance of Cat Scratch Fever

By Ted Nugent.

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Response to bronxiteforever (Reply #10)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:36 PM

11. And Dana Pernino reading a hate-filled eulogy.

I could see her head exploding at the thought of it being a deep state conspiracy by the DEMON-RATS!!!!

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Response to Initech (Reply #11)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:44 PM

13. Lol! We still have to find a place for Kid Rock though

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Response to bronxiteforever (Reply #13)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:46 PM

15. He can sing a funeral version of "BAWITDABA".

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Response to Initech (Reply #15)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:53 PM

18. Duh! What was I thinking?

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Response to EarlG (Reply #18)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:55 PM

20. Awesome!!!!

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Response to EarlG (Reply #18)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:45 PM

31. OK I need a new monitor!

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Response to EarlG (Reply #18)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 03:10 PM

35. +1

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Response to bronxiteforever (Reply #10)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:15 PM

26. Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone would work, too.



Imagine Moron supporters singing this as their farms, jobs, social security disappear.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:46 PM

14. Kinda like the visual of this one too...



Trump’s funeral someday will consist of Sean Hannity pushing his body around in a shopping cart while Jeanine Pirro screech-cries and blames Hillary.

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Response to PunkinPi (Reply #14)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 05:59 PM

44. +1

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:50 PM

16. K&R

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:53 PM

17. What? No Dumpster on fire?

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 03:56 PM

39. That's where the cremation will take place

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Response to Danascot (Reply #39)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 03:58 PM

40. Okay but I hope there's some kind of noxious gas capture

at the facility.

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 05:38 PM

43. Trump must be cremated in a dumpster.

The subsequent grease fire must not be allowed to spread to the surrounding area. Entire city blocks could go up in flames if "it" isn't contained. Sandbag berms surrounding the dumpster would also be a prudent precaution.

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Response to SergeStorms (Reply #43)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 07:15 PM

46. Definitely HazMat protocols...nt

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:55 PM

19. Does anyone know????

If he is impeached, he doesn't get a state funeral, right???

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 12:59 PM

21. the carboard casket and contractor grade bags WAYYYYYY tooo nice.

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Response to niyad (Reply #21)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 01:51 AM

51. I think even the Breaking Bad barrel treatment is too nice.

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Response to Initech (Reply #51)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 12:33 PM

55. I have no idea what that is. my mind keeps going to a VERY dirty joke I heard decades ago

about barrels, though.

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Response to niyad (Reply #55)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 12:39 PM

56. See Breaking Bad episode 4.1 "Box Cutter".

I won't explain anything further.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:01 PM

22. Needs the Clinton's and Obama's walking by and laughing. n/t

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:09 PM

24. Which garbage bag is he in?

Recommended.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:26 PM

29. Would the warden let them go to the funeral?

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 01:44 PM

30. Will he be able to use the Presidential seal

After impeachment?

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 02:30 PM

32. Perfect!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 02:58 PM

33. You've outdone yourself this time, Earl.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 02:58 PM

34. At least he won't have to lie in state...

he's already lied in every state he's been in!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 03:42 PM

37. One thing missing...

...a urinal should be attached to the casket.

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Response to Loge23 (Reply #37)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 10:19 PM

48. How about a urinal as his tombstone?

?fit=368%2C281

(Closest I could come up with on short notice.)

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Response to Loge23 (Reply #37)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 11:15 PM

49. Gonna be a really long line to use it.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 03:43 PM

38. How apropos!

A dog whizzing on the casket would have been a nice touch, but I guess you can't have everything.

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 04:44 PM

41. Nah, he needs the "Fargo" wood chipper send-off!

n/t

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 06:43 PM

45. And then he was cremated:

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Response to George II (Reply #45)

Sat Dec 8, 2018, 12:17 AM

57. +1

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2018, 07:40 PM

47. I don't know if he'd have that many bags. nt

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 12:39 AM

50. Matching jumpsuits

...in honor of the orange corpse.

How appropriate!

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 02:14 AM

52. Shouldn't there be thousands of people in the background

drinking champagne straight out the bottle?

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Response to John Fante (Reply #52)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 05:53 AM

53. lol

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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Dec 7, 2018, 07:19 AM

54. Gonna need a bigger cardboard

casket, that would never hold all "239" pounds.

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