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riversedge
(70,036 posts)rickford66
(5,521 posts)Must be the contractor grade.
Fritz Walter
(4,290 posts) His federal and state tax returns;
Diplomas from Trump University;
Licenses from failed marriages;
Ballots from the 2016 election;
Daily intelligence briefing transcripts that hes ignored;...
Feel free to add to the list.
Fuzzpope
(602 posts)Umm, I'm mm...
Oh!
- Worn out toupes
- un-used condoms
- horde of Happy Meal proof of purchases
- genuine ash from NorCal infernos
- paper towels
- pairs of shoes he couldn't get the toilet paper unstuck from
FakeNoose
(32,552 posts)sandensea
(21,593 posts)Racerdog1
(808 posts)marble falls
(56,974 posts)Just a Weirdo
(488 posts)But yeah, that's what I'd expect.
Initech
(100,027 posts)griloco
(832 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,246 posts)RVN VET71
(2,689 posts)Still, a sad thought about how true this could be. A life totally wasted and barren, despite many opportunities to do good, to climb out of the ugly pit of his own ego and actually do something that helps people, that ensures peace and prosperity -- and acknowledges the climate crisis that threatens -- with his help, yet -- to wreak havoc on every man, woman, child, and sentient being.
I think of Scrooge seeing Christmases Yet To Come -- but instead of repenting in sorrowful horror when shown the ugliness and desolation his life has produced, Trump blames his parents, Obama, and, of course, Hillary.
A sad, very sad, waste of a human life.
eppur_se_muova
(36,246 posts)Also right about the other stuff.
SergeStorms
(19,131 posts)must be contained in some sort of container. Dishonest funeral home directors will try to get a grieving family to spend thousands of dollars on an expensive casket, even though it's just going to end up as ash itself. Money, money, money...until the day you die, and even after! A cardboard "coffin" is acceptable, but some dishonest funeral home employees won't even tell a family about that option. They usually stop at "their most reasonable" wooden casket, which still costs hundreds of dollars. I've made so many funeral arrangements for members of my family I'm a Pro at it. They'll not pull the wool over my eyes.
Then comes the cremation. They'll try to soak you for an expensive "receptacle" for the ashes. Some are made of marble, some stainless steel, titanium, teak, mahogany, you name it, they'll make a "receptacle" for it. Even jewelry you can hang around your neck with a bit of your "loved one's" ashes inside. I'm not sure if they'll allow you to bring your own receptacle or not (Ralph's coffee can joke inserted here). I used to be the genealogist for a large upstate New York cemetery. They also had a three body crematorium there as well. No waiting. That's how I know about this end of the process.
bronxiteforever
(9,287 posts)By Ted Nugent.
Initech
(100,027 posts)I could see her head exploding at the thought of it being a deep state conspiracy by the DEMON-RATS!!!!
bronxiteforever
(9,287 posts)Initech
(100,027 posts)EarlG
(21,931 posts)bronxiteforever
(9,287 posts)Initech
(100,027 posts)sarge43
(28,940 posts)Imagine Moron supporters singing this as their farms, jobs, social security disappear.
PunkinPi
(4,874 posts)Link to tweet
Trumps funeral someday will consist of Sean Hannity pushing his body around in a shopping cart while Jeanine Pirro screech-cries and blames Hillary.
2naSalit
(86,307 posts)Danascot
(4,689 posts)2naSalit
(86,307 posts)at the facility.
SergeStorms
(19,131 posts)The subsequent grease fire must not be allowed to spread to the surrounding area. Entire city blocks could go up in flames if "it" isn't contained. Sandbag berms surrounding the dumpster would also be a prudent precaution.
2naSalit
(86,307 posts)mgardener
(1,810 posts)If he is impeached, he doesn't get a state funeral, right???
niyad
(113,016 posts)Initech
(100,027 posts)niyad
(113,016 posts)about barrels, though.
Initech
(100,027 posts)I won't explain anything further.
OnlinePoker
(5,715 posts)H2O Man
(73,505 posts)Recommended.
47of74
(18,470 posts)Soxfan58
(3,479 posts)After impeachment?
workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)NBachers
(17,073 posts)SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)he's already lied in every state he's been in!
Loge23
(3,922 posts)...a urinal should be attached to the casket.
tclambert
(11,084 posts)(Closest I could come up with on short notice.)
hay rick
(7,584 posts)oldlibdem
(330 posts)A dog whizzing on the casket would have been a nice touch, but I guess you can't have everything.
japple
(9,805 posts)n/t
George II
(67,782 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)gyroscope
(1,443 posts)...in honor of the orange corpse.
How appropriate!
John Fante
(3,479 posts)drinking champagne straight out the bottle?
FoxNewsSucks
(10,414 posts)casket, that would never hold all "239" pounds.