Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 3/19/19

[Rhiannon12866]

The President Meets 'The Trump Of The Tropics'

The White House played host to Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro on Tuesday, the world leader known internationally as 'the Trump of the Tropics.'




Nunes Is Suing Twitter For Being Mean

Rep. Devin Nunes is taking legal action against Twitter for allowing accounts to mock him. In other words, he's suing Twitter for being... Twitter?




Meanwhile... J.K. Rowling Shares Unwanted Details

Meanwhile... everything you never wanted to know about Albus Dumbledore's sex life.




Space Is Bad For Herpes Flare-Ups

In space, no one can hear you scream. But they can totally see that cold sore.

[Fritz Walter]

1. Here's a screen-shot of the George Conway tweet (mentioned in 2nd video)

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements).

2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.

3. Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions).

4. Requires excessive admiration.

5. Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations.

6. Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends.

7. Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others.

8. Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her.

9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Thanks so much! He showed that, but it was gone too soon!

[Dennis Donovan]

2. The cold open sketch was hilarious!!

[cp]

3. He was really on form

Great opener. Adding even more humor to Nunes imbroglio. Thank you for posting!