Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 4/17/19

[Rhiannon12866]

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[Dennis Donovan]

1. REDACTED!!! REEEEEDACTED!

I'm glad I wasn't in the audience, in the path of that egg!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Did he really hit somebody??

[Dennis Donovan]

3. He tossed it out into the audience - but into the center section...

Not off to the seats on the right side...

[Rhiannon12866]

4. I wasn't sure if it was a real egg. I was hoping it wasn't.

[Dennis Donovan]

5. Given the reaction of the crowd, I'm thinking it was real...

[cp]

6. Extra good one!

Thanks, Rhiannon.

[Rhiannon12866]

7. He sure keeps on top of the news!

You can learn almost as much from watching Colbert as you can from the actual news - except he adds humor, which we sure need right now!