Hey no problem, Dershowitz kept his underwear on

[Ohioboy]

This video has Dershowitz admitting he got a massage at Epstein's place, but it's not what you might think. Apparently with all the young girls around, Epstein kept an old woman around to massage Dershowitz. Yeah right...

[CatMor]

1. I'm sure Dershowitz made the request ..

please make sure I get a old woman for my massage. I always go to a friend/clients house for a massage.

[Ohioboy]

8. We're supposed to believe this guy?

He doesn't deny being there. He doesn't deny getting a "massage". He just wants us to know he kept it age appropriate. How dumb does he think we are?

[CatMor]

10. He thinks we are real dumb ...

but I hope he keeps talking and digs his hole deeper. I just can't stand him and his defense of trump.

[Major Nikon]

15. Keep in mind also...

Epstein didn't use "old Russian women" for massages. He used teenagers. That was his method of raping children used over and over again. Dershowitz knew this because he was Epstein's lawyer and he had been formally investigated for child molestation almost a decade before Dershowitz's "massage". The fact he was palling around with a known child molester speaks for itself.

[George II]

30. I'm sure that after it was over, the elderly lady heaved a sigh of relief and considered that...

...HER "happy ending".

[watoos]

2. Hey Alan,

Epstein needs a good lawyer maybe you could help out your old friend?

[saljr1]

3. Ya but, he didn't tell us that

when lying on his back his underwear looked like a teepee tent.

[safeinOhio]

4. Not when he was wearing them

around his knees.

[Ohioboy]

6. LOL and good point.

Dershowitz is a good lawyer. I wouldn't be surprised if that's his way of "telling the truth".

[Ohioboy]

5. LOL

I'll be trying to get that out of my mind now.

[saljr1]

7. Poor Alan

If he had any friends left on the Vineyard that would still invite to visit and stay over, I would say he'll have to pay his own way now after that statement.

[hlthe2b]

9. Uggh. the thought of Dersh in his "tidy whities" is bad enough...

Please bleach my inner thoughts.

[CaptYossarian]

28. They were crotchless Depends and his nuts were resting on each knee.

[kag]

11. This is going to have to be the new...

BUT I DIDN'T INHALE!!!!!!

[beachbum bob]

12. underwear on was optional before the 14 yr girl did "massage"?

[Major Nikon]

13. Someone who calls a 14yr old a "prostitute" who "made her own decisions" is a shitstain on society

Meanwhile the biggest whore in this story is a grown man who was palling around with Epstein who he knew was a sexual predator who preyed on children.

[Ohioboy]

14. Exactly!

And, he defended the sexual predator in court so that the whole thing could continue.

[PA Democrat]

23. Yeah, that's what stood out to me. He takes blaming the

victims to a whole new depth. What a scumbag.

[Sneederbunk]

16. We will believe you when you produce the Epstein video material.

A camera in every room.

[amcgrath]

17. Am I missing something?

Has anybody here ever been invited to a dinner, or a party or even a weekend stay with hosts who provided anybody to give you a massage? Is there any world in which that is normal?

[Major Nikon]

18. Among the very rich, yes it happens

Regular therapeutic massages are commonplace in eastern culture which has caught on with many in the west. It's not unheard of for rich people to have legitimate massage therapists they regularly use for themselves and guests.

However, Epstein used the pretense of massages to rape children. We know this. We also know he trafficked those same children out to some of his friends. Dershowitz was his lawyer and damn sure knew it. The idea he expects anyone to believe his bullshit story is utterly ridiculous.

[W T F]

19. Ever notice how professional liars pad their BS with irrelevant info to distract form the issue?

[Ohioboy]

20. You mean like where he says "I don't even like massages"?

[gibraltar72]

21. How dare

anyone question Mr Derwoschitz.

[B Stieg]

22. I'm Confused...

was the underwear Russian?

[WheelWalker]

24. He don't know, and he don't care.... long as he's got his underwear.

[Xipe Totec]

25. He went there for a "briefing" nt

[justhanginon]

29. Groan!

[robbob]

40. De-briefing more likely...

😎

[Cracklin Charlie]

26. I don't know about ya'll...

But I have heard enough about Dersh’s underdraws to last through several lifetimes.

Gah!

[SunSeeker]

33. +1 LOL

[FarPoint]

27. Male underwear has a huge slot/pocket opening for Mr Johnson to jump out....

so....it does not make sense.....what a trumpian type claim.

[trof]

31. Oh, OK. As long as you keep your skivvies on, it's all OK.

I bet he didn't inhale either.
putz

[SunSeeker]

32. I don't think that fact will resume his invites to Long Island parties. nt

[watoos]

34. Wonder if Dersch will accept an invitation

to do an interview on the Rachel Maddow show? He can explain his side of the story to normal viewers.

[Maine-i-acs]

35. because tighty-whities negate sex trafficking?

nobody's being abused or exploited if your panties stay on?
can't get a handy through cotton?
no happy ending possible when fruit of the loom is on the scene?

PATHETIC

[Marcuse]

36. Corroborative evidence.

[Linda Ed]

37. and an OLD

Russian woman at that...the guy is a real dirt bag!

[Aussie105]

38. Why did he even bother?

But it's a great defence, right?

I didn't inhale, I kept my jockstrap on, they were naughty but I was an innocent in a house of depravity, sure dude, very believable!

I bet the said underwear was at least a week stale.

Dare I say it? OK then . . . .LOCK HIM UP! (Just for trying on that line if nothing else.)

[infullview]

39. To borrow a phrase "I did not have sex with that woman...."

I hope this rich, white, privileged, creepy old perv goes down.