Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 9/4/19

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If Britain Can Do It, Maybe We Can Too

The sight of conservative British lawmakers standing up to PM Boris Johnson gives Stephen Colbert hope that Republican lawmakers in the U.S. may one day summon the courage to stand up to their party's leader.




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FYI: If you're looking for the interview with tonight's guest, former VP Joe Biden, it's posted in Democratic Primaries:

Stephen Colbert: Guest Joe Biden Decided to Run for President After Charlottesville
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1287265823

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1. In honor of The Orange One's performance this week,

Randy Rainbows Desparate Cheeto

(These were [relatively] innocent times)

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3. Thank you, this was excellent!

And extremely appropriate, especially now. Randy Rainbow is just terrific!

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5. As time went by, Randy's Lyrics became darker

This is his Tour de Force
The very model of A Very Stable Genius

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6. Wow! Thanks! I seem to have missed this one!

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7. So much goodness

My favorite was the pause after "his wife Melanie" :hugs:

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8. LOL! He really is brilliant, his words are so clever

And the guy can sing!

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2. Rump pushes the envelope of absurdity.

anagram for the "godfather"

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4. He always does!

And, as usual, this is spot on! I think you managed to include everything...

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9. What on earth is that medal?

Oh. LOL

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10. Love the segment "If Britain Can Do It, Maybe We Can Too" - Colbert is perfect

At times he reminds my of John Cleese at his best. Colbert would have definitely fit in with the Monty Python crew.