Little Duffer Boy - Christmas Parody - Don Caron
LYRICS TO LITTLE DUFFER BOY
(Lyrics by Don Caron - Music: Czech Folksong)
Come, he told them Ill build you a wall
To stop the planes - it'll be five thousand feet tall
Because of tunnels it will have to be deep
If you believe him then you're sound asleep
counting the sheep
What the bleep?
Then he took a stick and whacked a white ball
that above all
He said Ill give you all some tax relief
a question comes to mind in disbelief
turns out his tax break is for billionaires
I have to ask you now does that seem fair
pretending to care
then going somewhere
and golfing all that day and the next day too
his skills are few
"Repeal Obamacare" were his exact words
Seems like a clever way to thin the herd
It also frees up cash for billionaire friends
a new disbursement of our dividends
makes it all clear
where it all ends
But when you take some time to consider the source
Its par for the course
Sometimes I wish he would golf all day
Probly wouldnt do so much damage that way
except we pay a lot whenever he goes
exactly what the bill is nobody knows
Quite a lot
you gotta suppose
It puts him where few golfers are
well below par
hes well below par
Far below par.
some say sub-par