Pic Of The Moment: Trump Just Gave An Interview So You Could Learn This Important Information

[EarlG]

Oh my god.

Follow @demunderground

[LakeArenal]

1. The salad is tossed.

[underpants]

2. He. Got. The. Name. Of. The. Test. Wrong.

and this is at least the third time he’s told this story publicly.

[Ohioboy]

3. I don't think he did as well on that test as he keeps telling us he did

Otherwise, why is he so fixated on that test?

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

35. Perhaps because it's the first time he has done really well on a test since grade school? n/t

[COL Mustard]

45. Who Did He Pay To Take It For Him?

[PatSeg]

36. The fact that he keeps volunteering

this information is very disturbing. He definitely is obsessed with it and clearly he is insecure about his own cognitive abilities.

[Leghorn21]

4. A tweeter pointed out that Fox apparently thought this was the *best* part of the interview--

just think what they edited OUT!!

[Doreen]

5. Did he get a gold star too?

[Skittles]

6. Sarah Cooper will get right on it

[Control-Z]

38. Oh gawd, I hope so! eom

[DesertRat]

7. The video is even worse

Link to tweet

[mountain grammy]

18. Yes it is.

[BigmanPigman]

27. Why is he taking a third test??? Is this the third test?

Dr Ronnie Jackson said he aced the test 2 1/2 years ago, when did he take this latest one? The last time he went to the hospital for an unexplained emergency was in Nov. 2019. Did he take a test then too?

"Trump aced the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. Here’s what that means.
The newly famous cognitive test, explained.
By Brian Resnick@[e-mail] Updated Jan 17, 2018"
https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/1/16/16899150/trump-montreal-cognitive-assement-ronny-jackson

[DesertRat]

39. Good question! I wish the interviewer had asked him

[snort]

28. He diverts his eyes around 1:48.

Like looking at a list to remind himself.

[yuiyoshida]

8. Whats he gonna do with those EXTRA POINTS??

hang them on the White House wall? Maybe a Refrigerator magnet?

[EarlG]

10. Win the Hogwarts House Cup?

[Aussie105]

19. Extra points?

No, they are frequent flyer points!

He has almost enough for a one way trip to Moscow.

Way to go, Dear Leader, keep getting those points!

[yuiyoshida]

29. I have a feeling that just before Biden is sworn in ....

The State Troopers from the State of New York will take Trump into custody... to await the charges from NY state and where he will be spending the next couple of weeks before the trial.

[COL Mustard]

46. Probably Have To Wait Until After....

A sitting President can't be indicted. Or maybe that's only for Federal charges.

[yuiyoshida]

50. oh no the State of New York ruled and they want him badly

He has some charges to face...

[matt819]

9. What a good boy

I’ll bet he described his potty training to his dad the same way and probably got slapped up side the head. So now he’s describing his potty training and no one is going to slap him up side the head. Wow. Just wow.

[struggle4progress]

11. Former physician Ronny Jackson wins GOP primary runoff

By Clare Foran, CNN
Updated 11:43 PM ET, Tue July 14, 2020

Dr. Ronny Jackson, President Donald Trump's former chief physician and one-time nominee for Veterans Affairs secretary, won a GOP primary runoff for a Texas congressional seat on Tuesday, CNN projects, defeating cattle industry lobbyist Josh Winegarner.

Trump had backed Jackson, who is a Texas native, while Winegarner had the support of outgoing 13th District Rep. Mac Thornberry, who announced last year that he would not run for reelection. The district is heavily conservative and was carried by Trump by more than 60 points. As a result, the Republican nominee is well positioned to keep the seat in GOP hands in the November general election.

The President championed Jackson's candidacy ...

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/14/politics/ronny-jackson-wins-gop-primary-house-texas/index.html

[struggle4progress]

12. Ronny Jackson: 'Wearing a mask is a personal choice'

By QUINT FORGEY
07/15/2020 08:36 AM EDT

Ronny Jackson, a Republican congressional candidate in Texas and the former physician to the president, said Wednesday that Americans should not be required to wear masks to slow the spread of the coronavirus.

“I think that wearing a mask is a personal choice, and I don’t particularly want my government telling me that I have to wear a mask. And so I think that’s a choice that I can make” ...

Virtually all federal health officials have also implored Americans to wear masks as the United States reports record numbers of new cases. CDC Director Robert Redfield said Tuesday the country “can bring this epidemic under control” in as few as one to two months “if we can get everybody to wear a mask right now.”

But Jackson argued Wednesday that Americans should “look at your personal circumstances” and “look at your surroundings” to determine whether mask-wearing is “right for you” ...

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/15/former-trump-physician-ronny-jackson-masks-363549

[louis-t]

34. I think he should go to a hospital where CV patients are and start hugging people.

So sick of these assholes.

[struggle4progress]

13. Ronny Jackson once derailed by misconduct allegations

BREAKING|15,025 views|Jul 14, 2020,10:38pm EDT
Andrew Solender
Forbes Staff

... Jackson first made headlines as White House physician in 2018 when he gave Trump a surprisingly glowing bill of health, which was shortly followed by Trump tapping Jackson as veterans affairs secretary.

But Jackson’s nomination was derailed by allegations that he was frequently drunk on the job, abusive towards his subordinates and had a tendency to over-prescribe pills, earning him the nickname “Doctor Feelgood” ...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/07/14/ex-white-house-doc-ronny-jackson-once-derailed-by-misconduct-allegations-wins-gop-nomination-for-house-seat/#2472a1a62108

[struggle4progress]

14. 'We shouldn't be worried about the kids'

By Charles Creitz | Fox News

... The reality is people that say they're worried about the kids. We know you don't need to be worried about the kids," Jackson, who won the Republican primary in Texas' 13th district earlier this week, told host Jimmy Failla ...

https://www.foxnews.com/media/dr-ronny-jackson-school-reopening-kids-parents

[Aussie105]

15. And the wooden blocks?

Get the round one in the round hole, you score points. Same for the star shaped and square ones.

If you try to force the round one in the square hole, you lose points.

If you throw a temper tantrum, the test is over. You fail.

If you throw a temper tantrum, fire the tester and blame Hillary or Obama or Biden or the deep state, you DEFINITELY fail.


But yeah, Old Man screaming at the Moon: 'Nuttin' wrong with me! I still have all my facilities!' (Mixing up words like 'faculties' and facilities' is a clear clue. 'Oranges' for 'origins', for instance.)

[COL Mustard]

47. Wait....You Mean Darwin Didn't Write "Oranges of the Species"?????

[mountain grammy]

16. Holy shit

[Initech]

17. And this man has access to the nuclear launch codes.

Sleep tight everyone!

[Aussie105]

20. I have those too!

They are:

A1A1A1A1A1 . . . . pause 10 seconds . . . . then . . . .B2B2B2B2B2 . . . . try them for yourself!

(No responsibility taken for any inaccuracy in the codes, or a 'failure to launch' scenario.)

[Initech]

21. Mine is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.

Oh shit, I shouldn't have...

[smb]

37. Zero, Zero, Zero, Destruct, Zero nt

[moonscape]

22. Sarah Cooper in 3 ... 2 ... n/t

[Aussie105]

25. Love the lady!

The insane word salad seemingly coming from the mouth of a sane person shows up what a demented mess the inside of Trump's head is.

Her miming skills are brilliant!

[Dios Mio]

23. Did he get extra points?

That means he could have scored over 100 percent. Must be he had the highest score of any president ever. Thought acuity referred to vision tests by the way.

[Lock him up.]

24. In a padded cell and throw away the key.

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Laughing Stock Of The World!

Link to tweet

RICO TRUMP$ & ACCOMPLICE$
MAKE JUSTICE GREAT AGAIN

[Rhiannon12866]

26. George Conway Tweet:

Link to tweet

[Botany]

30. I was tested for STDs and I aced it. Tested positive for both syphilis and gonorrhea.

I think the name for the test Trump took was a cognitive dementia test.

[DEbluedude]

31. Perfect...

example of rambling stream of consciousness thought. He says whatever the optics are that are projected to that tiny brain. In this case, the camera crew for the Teevee interview - person, woman, man, camera, TV. Just a guess.

[bucolic_frolic]

32. Trump is in denial and unaware

You're half way round the bend when they give you these tests. He thinks he's doing fine and sees no problem with it. It's almost like he's never taken a test before. He had stunt men take his exams, didn't he? This is the confirmation.

[Ilsa]

33. How long ago was that test if Ronny Jackson was administering it?

Three years ago? When was RJ fired for boozing it up at work?

[keithbvadu2]

40. Release Donald's cognitive test results.

Release Donald's cognitive test results.

Unless, of course, they are being audited.

[Doreen]

41. Why is this important to our country mr trump?

[tclambert]

42. Maybe he'll stop BSing about the test if someone informs him it's a Canadian test.

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment Test. That's Montreal, Quebec, where the Canadiens play.

[keithbvadu2]

43. Cognitive test bragging

[COL Mustard]

48. Wait Until Trump Passes A Kidney Stone

It'll have been the size of Mt. Rushmore.


Maybe that's why he went there?

[keithbvadu2]

49. I've had many of them.

A cement block studded with nails ripping its way down through your guts.

Mt. Rushmore would be no exaggeration.

Until you catch it in a filter and are amazed how much it shrunk when exposed to the open air.

[COL Mustard]

44. Freaking Genius!

I have trouble remembering what day it it, and why did I put my keys in the fridge?

[big lu]

51. 103 more days left until this clown gets voted out of office

...

[COL Mustard]

53. Don't Let Off The Gas

I'm afraid something will change and people will get complacent.

[melm00se]

52. Saw this headline

and I don't know why but this popped into my head

She put the lime in the coconut
she drank them both up.
She put the lime in the coconut
She called the doctor, woke him up, and said
"Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
I said, "Doctor ain't there nothing I can take"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut
You drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
You drank them both up
put the lime in the coconut,
you drank them both up
put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,"Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take"
I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
I said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take"
I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together,
put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."