Pic Of The Moment: Trump Preps For Tonight's Big Showdown

[EarlG]

Trump looking for 11th-hour reset but mostly shuns debate prep

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[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. "Say hello to my little friend."

[SledDriver]

2. Say hello to my little hands

[EarlG]

3. Lol

Guess I'm not surprised that I wasn't the first person to think of Trump in this scene

[Initech]

8. I could totally see Trump giving the "Bad Guy" speech!

Moderator: Mr. Trump, do you have any final words for this debate?

Trump: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Trump thinks "preparations as unnecessary given the daily demands of the job "

[Cyrano]

5. Nonetheless, he's still dangerous

He will answer any question with an attack on Biden and then go on to tell us how wonderful he is. Everything he says will be a lie. He could take a dump on the stage and not lose one of his voters.

On the other hand, Joe Biden needs a way to deal with these antics. I guess we'll see how his game plan plays out tonight.

[JohnnyRingo]

6. For once, I believe him.

If he says he's not prepping for the debate as every normal candidate would be apt to do, I believe that. It sounds just like him to think he'll do a better job off the cuff than to rehearse pat answers to expected questions.

Expect some bizarre statements that will leave viewers aghast and his followers rapt. Just like in 2016.

[Initech]

7. Rule #1: Don't get high on your own supply!

[CaptYossarian]

9. What if he gets "troll's block" and can't remember any insults?

In his shape, he can't get into the fetal position anymore.

[VWolf]

10. Same thing that happens when you try to stand a egg on its end n/t

[CaptYossarian]

16. So he'll do somersaults without using his arms or legs.

[yuiyoshida]

11. He has nothing to worry about, HE will just lie his way though

and only Democrats will care about what is said... REPUBLICANS are off drinking and partying without masks and Social distancing... and THE VIRUS will kill more of them for BEING STUPID.

[muntrv]

12. Except Tony Montana served in the army, the Cuban army.

[Illumination]

13. THIS is the dysfunctional corrupt lying mess that needs to be drug tested!

[BootinUp]

14. All the world is his lol. Nt

[Moostache]

15. I fully support this thread as long as Trump ends like Montana in the film...

Shot dead by the criminals he crossed, and floating in the fountain after falling from the second story balcony...
I would pay straight cold cash homey to watch that outcome on a constant loop.

[Soph0571]

17. I sooo want to stay up for this

But I am already at 2227
A decade ago I would have, this time I think I will save it for election night.

[Old Crow]

18. *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniiiiiiiifffffffffff*

If anyone wants to get hammered watching the debate tonight, I suggest doing a shot every time Trump makes that trademark debate sniff of his.

[Ligyron]

19. What the Hell are we looking at?

Lemme guess, is that supposed to be a pile of cocaine or Adderal?

[Lucky Luciano]

20. Famous scene from Scarface.

[Ligyron]

21. Oh that's right

Been awhile, thanks!