Trump's Taxes May Have Revealed Serious Crimes By Ivanka

[Illage Vidiot]

Our Long Distance Dedication comes From Donnie, who writes:

Hi, Casey, there's this girl I've got the serious hots for named Ivanka. But I dare not approach her because, despite my loud braggadocio, I'm really just a frightened little wuss who needs constant approbation just to get out of bed in the morning. Since I can't approach her daughterly---um, um, I mean DIRECTLY!---could you choose a song whose title is pronounced with exactly the same rhythm and emphasis as "Ivanka"?

Sure, Donnie, you pathetic loser nerd, I think we have the perfect tune for your sorry little ass! Here's your Long Distance Dedication. . .

[iemitsu]

1. Lock them up!

[JohnnyRingo]

2. Donnie Iris was one of the top 5 concerts I've seen.

...and at my age I've seen a lot of concerts. At 76 years of age he rocked the Kent Stage and Robins Theater here last year, never stopping as he pranced from one side of the stage to the other. He went from kneeling at the front, up to his feet without using his hands. He still screams in key with no strain and the band was incredible live. Never seen anything like it. I had front row tix to see him again this summer, but Covid.

Don't think so much of Ivanka.

[Ohiogal]

4. He's done a lot of shows around here

But I’ve never seen him live. (hanging head)

[Mr.Bill]

3. Trump doesn't talk or act like

he's had even $50 dollars worth of advice.