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It's all Fake News, and Trump is right!
Other news soon to come from the White House, curtesy of the Trump trade marked RDM (Reality Distortion Machine):
1. The Southern Wall is completed, and the Southern Rapists, Murderers and Drug Dealers have admitted defeat and stopped trying to invade. Large posters of Trump have been draped over the southern side and Southerners now salute the images as they pass by.
2. Hordes of economic refugees from Canada flock across the border for a Better Life in America.
3. Space Force explorers have found life on Mars, and it is friendly. They have supplied the explorers with billions of doses of COVID-19 vaccines that are being flown back to Earth even as we speak.
4. The Supreme Court, led by Amy, declare women and people of color to be inferior to white people, even those who are overweight, dumb, and grumpy and don't feel safe going out of the house unless carrying their guns.
The two inferior groups begrudgingly acknowledge their inferior status and promise to stick to what they are good at, respectively having babies and working menial physical labor jobs.
5. Trump is given the Elixer of Life, curtesy of the Martian benefactors, and is declared Dictator for Life.
To celebrate, the White House is being covered with gold foil, and will be called 'The Trump Tower of Gold' from now on.
Kym and Vlad send messages of approval and encouragement to Trump to 'keep it up!'
. . . . further news, curtesy of the Trump RDM, to come . . .
Seriously though folks, it's no great problem if you believe the Great Leader!
(Need I put this? Surely not! 
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EDIT: personal note from myself.
Yes, I'm going mad. Seems an appropriate response really. The whole world seems to be doing it, so why not me?
