Four Seasons Total Landscaping Press Conference, FAIL!!

[mysteryowl]

Donald Trump and his team have been ridiculed online after appearing to accidentally book a gardening center for a "big press conference." The campaign repeated claims of fraud from a parking lot instead of a hotel.

Outgoing US President Donald Trump became the subject of ridicule on Saturday after the location for the big press conference that he had called at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania turned out to be in a parking lot between a crematorium and an adult book store.

[PJMcK]

1. Trump hires only the best people!

Did you notice how many of Trump's inner circle are either in jail or were convicted of crimes that Trump pardoned?

Giuliani, though, is a very special case. His antics in the Ukraine got Trump impeached. His further antics in the Ukraine with the laptop that wasn't Hunter Biden's was an amateurish fiasco that made no sense and had no effect. He's butt-dialed reporters who then overheard his strategies. His TV appearances were always a hot mess, usually because Giuliani had been drinking.

The guy was a walking disaster but Trump saw him as his "Roy Cohn."

I swear, if Trump had kept Giuliani away from his campaign, Trump might have won the election!

Hopefully, we'll see the final chapters of Giuliani's public life in the next few months and then he'll be gone. What an embarrassment!

Trump sure knows how to pick 'em!

[matt819]

2. The only thing that would have made it even better

Apart from the guy in underwear yelling George Soros. . .

Would be if this company was pro-Biden and called the police to ask these trespassers to leave.

Or maybe this was entirely legit and is a heads up to how trump will earn money after January 20, 2021. He's gonna shill for RW-owned businesses.

Arranging a press conference will maybe be $100,000.

A shout out could be onliy $25,000.

Showing up is $250,000.

Showing up and autographing pictures and allowing photos is $500,000.

Doesn't matter if you're a landscaper, an adult book store, a crematorium, or a car repair place. DJT's your man. But be sure to pay him only after he delivers, and even then, if you've learned anything from him, you should probably stiff him.

[Sneederbunk]

3. Trump incompetence does not stop with defeat.

However, Four Seasons Landscaping should be made a National Historical Site.

[Crowman2009]

4. I feel bad for the adult book store getting all this horrible publicity.

[burrowowl]

6. Me too!

[burrowowl]

5. Kick

[Dorn]

7. Onion... Trump... Onion... Trump... Onion... TRUMP

This has GOT to make it into the DT 'presidential' liberry.

[soldierant]

9. Or "Liebury" as I saw it spelled recently.

[brooklynite]

8. The error in the video is suggesting this was a mistake...it wasn't

The was where Rudy WANTED to do the Press Conference (per the NY Times). NE Philadelphia is a very WHITE and very ANTI-BLACK working class area.

[soldierant]

10. And the video omits the fact

that all three businesses are on a road which leads to the local state prison .... so appropriate, since so many Trump* associates end up there.