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FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE - a Parody (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2020 OP
YEAH! Again. Watch it Again. lol nt TigressDem Nov 2020 #1
Love it! BlueMTexpat Nov 2020 #2
Huge kick and rec.!!!!! love_katz Nov 2020 #3
Again TigressDem Nov 2020 #4
Nice Tommymac Nov 2020 #5
Brilliant! He got that Paul Simon sound down pat. Hekate Nov 2020 #6
Oh, YEAH! Nitram Nov 2020 #7
Very well done. William769 Nov 2020 #8
Love it! niyad Nov 2020 #9
LYRICS ARE AWESOME TigressDem Nov 2020 #10
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K&R as well. NT TigressDem Nov 2020 #14
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Bwah! 😂 Great lyrics & Simonesque vocals! THX! electric_blue68 Nov 2020 #16
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This was superb! Thank you for sharing :) halobeam Nov 2020 #18
love this guy, Thanks for posting this. demigoddess Nov 2020 #19
Big K&R. nt tblue37 Nov 2020 #20
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Nitram

(22,776 posts)
7. Oh, YEAH!
Sun Nov 15, 2020, 11:13 PM
Nov 2020

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

TigressDem

(5,125 posts)
10. LYRICS ARE AWESOME
Mon Nov 16, 2020, 11:06 AM
Nov 2020

LYRICS to FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE

The problem is all inside your head, we all agree.
You were voted out so now you’re just a wannabe.
We’d like to doff your ass from public property.
There must be 50 ways to leave the White House.

You know, it’s really not my habit to intrude,
but the oval office ain’t the place for you to sit and brood.
It’s time to just move on beCause you’re redefining rude.
There must be fifty ways to leave the White House.
Fifty ways to leave the White House

What’s admitting that you lost cost?
Grow a pair and backtrack.
Let go of that plot you got.
There’s no foul play.

We can help you look for the door.
That’s what elections are for.
On your very last prey-day
just hit the highway.

So do your little pout flout
and and have a little vaunt flaunt.
It will not a thing bring
however you cling.

Slink away to your coast post.
That’s first and foremost.
This country’s not a king thing
even though it might sting.

You know, it grieves me so to see you cause more pain,
so there was something that we did so it cannot occur again.
And it is not a big surprise we must repeatedly explain
about the fifty ways

We watched you lie and cheat your way
through life for all those years.
And then you used the same approach to play
upon the country’s fears.
But now all that is done.
Can’t you hear the cheers?
There must be fifty ways to leave the White House.
Fifty ways to leave the White House

When that you weren’t picked clicks
Climb over that tall wall.
There’s nowhere to hide.
Biden knows the White House.

Just take a little backpack
or wait for the black jackets
to without a doubt out
both you and your spouse.

This is a required fired.
Get over your deny lie.
You’re about to be long-gone
‘cause your ass got beat.

Got the “didn’t wanna lose blues”
something you can’t refuse.
So throw out the cheat sheet.
Make your final tweet.

TigressDem

(5,125 posts)
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Mon Nov 16, 2020, 11:09 AM
Nov 2020

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