Vasectomies: A "Snip" in the Right Direction The Daily Show

[IronLionZion]

You must snip it. Snip it good

[keithbvadu2]

1. "That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said,
"You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or
ask me?"

"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 16 to 2."

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

2. I had a vasectomy 20 years ago because I didn't want kids

Easy fast procedure.

On a lighter note, I knew my dick doctor so we joked a little. He said “you’re going to feel a little stick” and I said “at least you didn’t say a little prick”. Although, I wouldn’t have necessarily disagreed with him.