Guns make you safe!

[AndyS]

Where ya' put the tourniquet on that one?

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. Well, I hope that qualifies him for a Darwin Award.

[rubbersole]

2. I apologize for laughing my ass off.

[NoMoreRepugs]

3. I cannot stop laughing.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. That just hurts to see! So stupid. n/t

[Enter stage left]

5. Where to put the tourniquet?...

around his neck, really, really tight...for 15 minutes.

[spudspud]

6. Did he really rack the glock then put it pointing at his crown jewels???

WTAH.

[LudwigPastorius]

7. Derp

[kacekwl]

13. I'm laughing my self silly.

Now this pic is killing me.

[magicguido]

8. with luck; he won't be able to reproduce.

[Skittles]

9. I never understood why guys store guns like that

it seems....well, ridiculous

[magicguido]

11. a gun is a substitute genital; so it's stored in the same place.

[Skittles]

12. well, OK

and since we pretty much know which head gun humpers think with, that seems logical

[MiniMe]

10. Idiot

"Where you shot?"

"I don't know"

Seriously, you don't know?