Are you chilling some Champagne?

[MagaSmash]

[MiniMe]

1. I was burned by Fitzmas, not getting burned again

[Lovie777]

2. Vodka..............

and buying fire works.

[markpkessinger]

3. As I understand it, DA Bragg is awaiting a decision from the grand jury . . .

. . . and the grand jury wasn't even in session today. So the earliest this is likely to happen is tomorrow.

[Warpy]

4. No. I'll be waiting for a conviction

followed by more DAs finding their backbones and indicting the putz. And then it will be popcorn, not champagne.

I already know how he'll end up even if he stays out of jail. Narcissists do so much damage to the people around them that it's always a little satisfying to see it all happen.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. No, not for years, I don't drink.

[YoshidaYui]

6. nope...

cannabis.

[Frasier Balzov]

7. I'll open my juice box if the J6 grand jury hands down an indictment tomorrow instead.

[Mr.Bill]

8. You know what an indictment will mean?

It will mean the trial begins three years from now.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

9. You're an optimist.

I go with five years, and Republicans will scream bloody murder that he's being railroaded.

[NotASurfer]

10. Champagne for indictment

Tequila for conviction.

I've had worse plans