What America could have been if Frank Zappa had lived

[90-percent]

Billy is absolutely correct. Frank commissioned consultants to do a feasibility study and then got sick.

A Zappa quote of the time: "Not only would I win, but I'd be good at the job"

-90% Jimmy

[12AngryBorneoWildmen]

1. A boy can dream, can't I?

[groundloop]

2. Free Dental Floss for everyone !!!!

Zappa was a genius. I still miss him.

[RoccoR5955]

3. I miss Zappa

Every time I listen to his remarkable music.
If he really was thinking about running, that would explain a lot of things.
He would have won, and the US would be a better place than it is today.

[cantbeserious]

5. Maybe - Maybe Not - He Likened Himself As A Practical Conservative - I Would Need To Know More

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[proud2BlibKansan]

6. He always struck me as leaning libertarian.

[bora13]

4. Instead

we got a ship arriving to late to save a drowning witch...
and we're living in hotplate heaven at the green motel.

[Spirochete]

7. I voted for him twice

Wrote him in on the ballot for president in 1976 and 1980. He didn't win though.

[avogadro]

8. Two words......... "Bobby Brown"

Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc