New Christmas Specials This Year
Rudolph's Big Career Move: After being scorned and then cheered by the other reindeer, Rudolph tells the frontrunners to FOAD. He moves to Detroit and becomes the mascot of the Detroit Stags Soccer team. (Animated)
Frosty's Frozen Hell: It's always winter in Christmastown. Eventually the carbon dioxide freezes out of the air and all the plants die, followed by the animals. The mentally challenged snowman clubfoots through six inane songs as the surrounding ecology dies. (Cheap jerky animation by bargain basement animators)
Flying to a Summer Wonderland: Maine couple Ernie and Janet decide to fly to Bermuda for Christmas. Follow them through the airport and onto the island. They don't miss the cold weather but have to listen to North Dakota farmers complain about their small subsidies and welfare chiselers.
Yes, Santa Claus, There is a Virginia: Santa Clause wonderes if there is just a big empty spot south of Maryland. He learns, to his delight, there IS a Virginia, and a North and South Carolina, too. (animated)
Rump's Christmas Surprise: Christmas episode of Rump, a sitcom about a moron who thinks he's President. In the Christmas episode, Rump learns the true meaning of Christmas, as he's put on trial for treason.
South Sun Santa: Father Christmas is overworked so he looks for some help to handle the Southern Hemisphere. The elves pick Harry Lassiter a retiring Sydney, Australia businessman with a soft spot for kids. At first he's reluctant, (He hates cold weather and declares "I've never been north of the Congo River and I have no intention of going." He is talked into it and moves to Elf Island, off the coast of South Africa. See him drive wagons pulled by flying springboks, supersonic penguins and otherwise deal with his new status.
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