Top "Why do..." searches by state

[True Dough]

Pretty amusing stuff. Anyone here from a particular state who can verify that he/she has in fact "Googled" the matching top search?

Alabama: Why do dogs lick

Alaska: Why do we celebrate Halloween

Arizona: Why do people lie

Arkansas: Why do we sleep

California: Why do flies like poop / Why do ankles swell / Why do birds suddenly appear / Why do girls wear makeup / Why do humans kiss / Why do humans cry / Why do I feel so alone / Why do jumping beans jump / Why do people snore

Colorado: Why do my boobs hurt

Connecticut: Why do yankees do thumbs down

Delaware: Why do dogs eat grass

District of Columbia: Why do I sweat so much

Florida: Why do I feel so alone

Georgia: Why do you love me

Hawaii: Why do roosters crow

Idaho: Why do men have nipples

Illinois: Why do dogs have tails / Why do my teeth hurt / Why do zebras have stripes

Indiana: Why do my boobs hurt / Why do cats knead

Iowa: Why do cats knead

Kansas: Why do cats knead / Why do I sweat so much

Kentucky: Why do cats knead

Louisiana: Why do people yawn

Maine: Why do leaves change color

Maryland: Why do you want to work here

Massachusetts: Why do cats hate water

Michigan: Why do I have diarrhea / Why do people cheat

Minnesota: Why do apples float

Mississippi: Why do living things need water

Missouri: Why do tomatoes split

Montana: Why do dogs eat grass

Nebraska: Why do fireflies glow

Nevada: Why do dogs lick

New Hampshire: Why do leaves change color

New Jersey: Why do yankees do thumbs down

New Mexico: Why do we dream

New York: Why do feet smell

North Carolina: Why do hurricanes form

North Dakota: Why do dogs eat grass

Ohio: Why do I hate myself / Why do guys have nipples

Oklahoma: Why do dogs lick

Oregon: Why do cats knead

Pennsylvania: Why do birds sing / Why do cats hate water / Why do dogs pant / Why do farts smell

Rhode Island: Why do cats purr

South Carolina: Why do I sweat so much / Why do kids bully

South Dakota: Why do dogs eat grass / Why do dogs eat poop

Tennessee: Why do fireflies glow

Texas: Why do ears ring / Why do eyes twitch / Why do I bruise easy / Why do my kidneys hurt / Why do my legs ache / Why
do seals slap themselves / Why do they call it the birds and the bees / Why do veins pop out

Utah: Why do we yawn / Why do NFL players kneel

Vermont: Why do leaves change color

Virginia: Why do people cheat

Washington: Why do cats like boxes

West Virginia: Why do cats purr

Wisconsin: Why do fireflies glow

Wyoming: How to kiss

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/These-Are-the-Top-Why-Do-Google-Searches-in-Every-State-461083573.html

[shenmue]

1. Michigan is hilarious

[True Dough]

2. It's a dead heat for Michigan...

Do you think there's any cause and effect between those two questions???

[shenmue]

8. Hee hee

[Doreen]

3. I liked Maryland and Ohio.

Of course the Ohio part I like is why do men have nipples.

[TreasonousBastard]

4. I have never, ever googled the New York question...

possibly because once or twice a year I get the answer in a WebMD email whether or not I asked it.

I have, however asked a few of the others but I'm not telling.

(And WebMD has also told me why farts stink and men have nipples)

[True Dough]

7. Do your nipples smell like farts?

Oh WebMD, you're sooo smaht!

[geardaddy]

13. Only when I fart on them.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. If you take Indiana's 2 questions together you might have your answer...

[True Dough]

6. Bahahaha!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Nice find! I hope that came up in Indiana's Google search. :-)

[Leith]

11. Oh My Gosh - I Have That Top

Except mine's more of a rust color. If I had a tabby cat (and made a gif of him doing that), that could be me.

[Dave Starsky]

9. Seems like a large segment of our country...

Is mystified by cats who knead.

Why DO they do that?

[geardaddy]

12. Alabama: Why does Roy Moore like teenage girls?

[Iggo]

14. Jeez, Texas!

[True Dough]

15. Hypochondria is BIG in Texas too!

[Iggo]

17. Then I get all the way down to Wyoming, and I'm all "Aw."

[hibbing]

16. Arizona - Ask John McCain n/t