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Mon Dec 4, 2017, 09:55 PM

😱 An eggnog surprise

On his way home from work Mr ITW stopped by the discount bakery for milk and eggnog.
After supper I wandered into the kitchen for a glass of eggnog. On my way back down the hall with a half empty glass I stopped to ask Mr ITW how he liked this year's eggnog.

He said: "I'll let you know after I try some."

Mr ITW didn't open the container I poured my eggnog from. 😱

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Reply 😱 An eggnog surprise (Original post)
In_The_Wind Dec 2017 OP
NJCher Dec 2017 #1
In_The_Wind Dec 2017 #2
Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #3
In_The_Wind Dec 2017 #4
sl8 Dec 2017 #5
In_The_Wind Dec 2017 #6

Response to In_The_Wind (Original post)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 05:49 AM

1. so are you trying to tell us

you haven't cleaned out your refrigerator since last Christmas?

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Response to NJCher (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 06:22 AM

2. No. That's not it at all.

It means I've got to start looking at packaging when Mr ITW brings something new home from the store.

The quart of eggnog had been 🤢 opened before he bought it.

So far I've survived. Guess it wasn't a case of food tampering just free food tasting.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Original post)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 08:45 AM

3. My guess is,.......

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 09:20 AM

4. My Christmas wish is:

He doesn't have a cold or anything.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Original post)

Tue Dec 5, 2017, 09:27 AM

5. "Eggnog Surprise"

I don't think any story with that title has ever had a happy ending.

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Response to sl8 (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 06:51 AM

6. This one does: nothing happened.

We didn't get sick.

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