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Oh, They've Gone And Fucked Up Now... (Original Post)
MrScorpio
Dec 2017
OP
Ray Bruns
(4,093 posts)1. To quote Kyle from South Park
You Bastards
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,338 posts)9. The headline didn't say that Martians killed Kenny! nt
Augiedog
(2,545 posts)2. And to quote Admiral Akbar, Its a trap!
SCantiGOP
(13,869 posts)3. Hey Scorpio
If this is real you have to post a link.
sl8
(13,746 posts)4. Whoa! "Planarians Give New Clues To Early Migrations"
Last edited Sat Dec 16, 2017, 11:08 AM - Edit history (1)
Those headlines look familar.
What clues did planarians (flatworms?!) give to early migrations?
Edit to add:
It seems to be a real article:
From https://newspaperarchive.com/corona-daily-independent-mar-01-1956-p-10/
OCR Text
Corona Daily Independent (Newspaper) - March 1, 1956, Corona, California Planarians Give New Clues to Early Migrations WASHINGTONA wOrm, among earth's most primitive animals, may provide clues to ancient intercontinental migrations. It is one of four hitherto unknown species of freshwater planarians collected in Alaska by Dr. Roman Kenk, a foremost authority on these fantastic creatures. Some of these four species are quite Similar to planarians now found in Siberia. They are unlike any known elsewhere in North America. Their presence in Alaska, Dr. Kenk holds, provides additional evidence of the existence of an ice-age land bridge between A-sia and North America and of the fact that during the ice ages, when glaciers covered most of the northern half of this continent, most of Alaska was ice tree. Planarians, although familiar animals in biological laboratories, are very little known in nature. They are among the most fantastic of all animals, sometimes described as "gliding patches of slimy skin" without a body cavity, able to break up at will into scores of pieces each of which regenerates into a new worm. They overpower their prey by wrapping their slimy bodies around it. They predigest it outside the body by projecting the pharynx, a part of the alimentary tract and secreting soma digestive materiaL
Corona Daily Independent (Newspaper) - March 1, 1956, Corona, California Planarians Give New Clues to Early Migrations WASHINGTONA wOrm, among earth's most primitive animals, may provide clues to ancient intercontinental migrations. It is one of four hitherto unknown species of freshwater planarians collected in Alaska by Dr. Roman Kenk, a foremost authority on these fantastic creatures. Some of these four species are quite Similar to planarians now found in Siberia. They are unlike any known elsewhere in North America. Their presence in Alaska, Dr. Kenk holds, provides additional evidence of the existence of an ice-age land bridge between A-sia and North America and of the fact that during the ice ages, when glaciers covered most of the northern half of this continent, most of Alaska was ice tree. Planarians, although familiar animals in biological laboratories, are very little known in nature. They are among the most fantastic of all animals, sometimes described as "gliding patches of slimy skin" without a body cavity, able to break up at will into scores of pieces each of which regenerates into a new worm. They overpower their prey by wrapping their slimy bodies around it. They predigest it outside the body by projecting the pharynx, a part of the alimentary tract and secreting soma digestive materiaL
sl8
(13,746 posts)5. Also, wrt "Panic in New York; Menagerie Breaks Loose"
Last edited Sat Dec 16, 2017, 11:21 AM - Edit history (1)
I think the real story here is all the plagiarism going on.
If anyone is looking for a rabbit hole, try googling ( with the quotes):
"Panic in New York; Menagerie Breaks Loose"
Bucky
(53,997 posts)6. the reason George Bush invaded Venus
Wounded Bear
(58,647 posts)7. Those evil Christians were complicit...
I just know it!
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)10. It's not has if we weren't warned...
ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)8. Do not worry