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Thu Dec 21, 2017, 02:06 PM

Not dead yet, damn.

I check everyday whenever I leave the house and come back just to see if he's dead.

Have another fried thigh of chicken you bastard.

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Reply Not dead yet, damn. (Original post)
N_E_1 for Tennis Dec 2017 OP
Irish_Dem Dec 2017 #1
The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #2
Va Lefty Dec 2017 #3
The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #4
N_E_1 for Tennis Dec 2017 #8
irisblue Dec 2017 #5
MFM008 Dec 2017 #6
Orrex Dec 2017 #7
N_E_1 for Tennis Dec 2017 #9
jpak Dec 2017 #10

Response to N_E_1 for Tennis (Original post)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 02:10 PM

1. They had his eulogy yesterday, just waiting for the burial. nt

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Response to N_E_1 for Tennis (Original post)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 02:11 PM

2. Add a few Big Macs, two scoops of ice cream,

and some beautiful chocolate cake; some golf outings that do not involve any form of exercise, and repeated fits of rage. Clarence Darrow once said something about having read certain obituaries with great pleasure. I'd clip and frame that one.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 02:34 PM

3. Reminds me of the joke about the man who bought the newspaper every day

He would glance at it and throw it away. Finally after a couple of weeks of this, the paperboy asked him why he would buy a paper every day only to glance at it and throw it away. The man replied that he was looking for an obituary. Paperboy said "Sir, the obituaries are on page 13." The man replied "The Son of a Bitch I'm looking for will be on the front page!"

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Response to Va Lefty (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 02:36 PM

4. LOL! And I will happily frame *that* front page.

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Response to Va Lefty (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 05:56 PM

8. That's kinda my inspiration...

It started w/ bush and just is ramped up to extremes now.

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Response to N_E_1 for Tennis (Original post)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 02:44 PM

5. I'm saving a few jars for that day.

I'll need them later when I visit.

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Response to N_E_1 for Tennis (Original post)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 03:15 PM

6. Everytime

I see a bunch of breaking news on my phone
I think...please be dead....please be dead.......

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Response to N_E_1 for Tennis (Original post)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 03:50 PM

7. I dream each night of his humiliating, painful death

And I wake each morning disappointed.

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Response to Orrex (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 06:01 PM

9. It's going to happen though...

I'm going to keep an optimistic expectation that it happens to him before me.

That and waiting for the Detroit Lions to win a Super Bowl will give me the fortitude to carry on.

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Response to N_E_1 for Tennis (Original post)

Thu Dec 21, 2017, 07:08 PM

10. That's not a nice thing to say about Santa

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